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Hello?! He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero. And you say you know superheroes. I scoff at thee. |
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I'm blaming age. I forgot. Mea fucking culpa! |
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Regular or Peanut Butter? God, now I want cereal too. |
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Oh.Dear.God. Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch. Ugh. |
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im in a i dont give a fuck mood saturday night and a vibe grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :tongue: |
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Mind. out. of. gutter. |
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My mind, get out of it! |
So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.
:| I know. And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life. SOooooooooooooooooooo............... I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator. Fast forward 1 hour...... I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS! It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak. I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)...... Life is good. :dozey: (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> ) I know how BP feels now........ |
I wish I could somehow record the way it feels when my pup snuggles up behind my knees in bed at night. That way, no matter what, I will always remember and have this feeling.
Time for bed. |
Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner. :weightlifter:
I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest. |
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They'reeeeeee great. NO, wait, that's frosted flakes. *blink* |
Wut about Apple Jacks?
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So last night, I had a dream about a meeting with our not~so~illustrious governor, Rick Perry, and his wife. It was to get some stuff on the table....i.e. for me to tell him what a complete jackass he is (and he is, even when I'm not asleep).
We had to have a mediator. It was Oprah. :goodscore: |
well...took a really old pain pill last night for the ever so aching arm...
I am STILL GROGGY. =| damn |
Red Blossoms (even the name is naughty)
I just bit into the reddest, largest, juiciest, sweetest, strawberry I have ever encountered. So much so that it felt slightly obscene.
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Monster Trail Mix from Target will be the death of me.
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well shit, one more hour and i think i'll be too in love to adopt out this kitten. is 6 cats too many?
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Its amazing what My 12 yr old sister can find on youtube ......... you be the judge:
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aa_glearoo&playnext_from=TL&videos=4E6tN-c-_ko"]YouTube- If Rabbit Were Gay[/nomedia] :| |
Is it :santa1: yet?
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It's official. He's obsessed.
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