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Hack 08-27-2010 06:20 PM

A gentleman has his eyes on all those present; he is tender toward the bashful, gentle toward the distant, and merciful toward the absent. --Lawrence G. Lovasik

Hack 08-27-2010 06:28 PM

It bears repeating
 
Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have.

Enchantress 08-28-2010 12:46 AM

From now on I'm ordering my coffee straight up.

Not too mention I'm one of the "I'd like my latte extra hot please" people.

It seems the rumours are true: The Barista's do hate us.

*blink*

Starbucks Fear

Laerkin 08-28-2010 03:05 AM

I don't know how or why, but over the last couple of years I seem to have gotten a little hypochondria-ish. Which logically I know is stupid and silly, but sometimes it just wins. Like right now. Up in the middle of the night over something that's 99.9% not an issue.

Silly overactive brain. Calm down!

Maybe I can sing a lullaby to myself...

BestButchBoy 08-28-2010 05:40 AM

Jacket required.

JakeTulane 08-28-2010 07:41 AM

If first you do not succeed, try, try again.

Hack 08-28-2010 01:08 PM

“Amidst the worldly comings and goings, observe how endings become beginnings.” ~ Tao Te Ching

paposeco 08-28-2010 01:59 PM

gettin' old is tough
 
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR"

paposeco 08-28-2010 02:02 PM

Yankees vs. Red Sox
 
"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one girl.

"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"I am not a Yankees fan."

"Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"

"The Red Sox," Janie answers.

"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are."

"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Yankees fan."

paposeco 08-28-2010 02:08 PM

Truth....lmao!
 
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CM41L.jpg

Kätzchen 08-28-2010 02:40 PM

Remember the clear light,
the pure clear white light from which everything in the universe comes,
to which everything in the universe returns;
the original nature of your own mind.
The natural state of the universe unmanifest.
Let go into the clear light, trust it, merge with it.
It is your own true nature, it is home.

-Tibetan Book of the Dead

SuperFemme 08-28-2010 02:41 PM


ravfem 08-28-2010 03:10 PM

i really love my grey hair. i would love to have the grey streak in front like my granny did in the picture i have of her when she was about 50 or so, but it looks like i'm gonna have just normal a few at a time all over grey.

Which leads me to....

is there a difference between grey and gray?

dark_crystal 08-28-2010 03:16 PM


ravfem 08-28-2010 05:08 PM

Many set themselves up for failure by thinking they should be happy constantly. When it doesn't turn out that way, they wonder what is wrong with them and/or their lives that they aren't feeling happy.

Instead, they should realize that happiness is an emotion - as are sadness, anger, surprise and excitement. If one realizes that all emotions ebb & flow, and let go of the theory that unless they are feeling happy the majority of time they are not "normal", many will soon figure out that life is easier to manage on a day-to-day basis.

Why not focus on feeling contentment instead? Ask yourself, "Am I content right now?" If the answer is anything besides yes, try to figure out what you can do to help get yourself closer to the goal of contentment.

Having said that, one must also remember that it is prefectly "normal" to feel sad, blue, anxious or other "negative" emotions from time-to-time. Do not discount these emotions. Often, when we deny or bury emotions, they will linger under the surface and find other, unhealthy ways of emerging. When you find yourself feeling sad, for example, allot a set amount of time to immerse yourself in the emotion and the causes for it; to think about why you might be feeling this way.

And then focus on letting go of that emotion, of not allowing it to consume you. If it's a situation you can do something about, try writing possible solutions or plans to change it, then act on it.

If it is something that you do not have control over, try telling yourself exactly that: "I do not have control over that. There is nothing at all I can do about it." and work on letting it go instead of allowing it to eat away at you.

Practice this as often as needed. Practice makes perfect.

ravfem 08-28-2010 06:09 PM

tooooo cute!!

English bulldog watching 'Family Guy'

IrishGrrl 08-28-2010 06:39 PM

Pixie: I think I was a cheap date this weekend.
Irish: me too!
Pixie: *big grin*
Irish: you know, that doesnt make us easy, it just makes us whores.


LMAO!!!

Diva 08-28-2010 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishGrrl (Post 181613)

Irish: you know, that doesnt make us easy, it just makes us whores.


LMAO!!!


You say that like it's a bad thing....




:eyebat:

Canela 08-28-2010 06:52 PM

I shouldnta moved all that furniture today...
:|

tuffboi29 08-28-2010 08:00 PM

My children are as sick as I am...


We are watching a horror movie and there was an extensive amount of blood splattering...


All three of us cracked up and thought it was a GRAND death...


I hope they turn out ok... :|

durrrrrrrr 08-28-2010 08:36 PM

i am innocent, i tell ya

Nat 08-28-2010 10:45 PM


afixer 08-29-2010 06:19 AM

idiots rule supreme today
 
sir why you felt the need to speed up and fly past me only to cut in front of me to exit is beyond me. I'm sure it wont cost too much to repair your bike and your body surely hurts like hell right now. you should have stayed in bed this morning dumbass.

on a not so lighter note...don't ever manhandle someone weaker than you in front of me, ever.
what a fucking morning. I'm off to the farm with the dogs to see what happens next.

BestButchBoy 08-29-2010 08:03 AM

Keep it simple: the white oxford shirt.

skeeter_01 08-29-2010 09:46 AM


Whenever I see a crane or a heron, I consider it good luck. Today when I was driving 3 cranes flew over me! Come on good luck! I'm ready for ya!! ;)
skeet

Kätzchen 08-29-2010 01:05 PM


Soon 08-29-2010 02:49 PM

Two-hundred-and-thirty-seven members of Congress are millionaires. That’s 44 percent of the body – compared to about 1 percent of Americans overall.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories...#ixzz0y1vdo6AQ

Enchantress 08-29-2010 05:59 PM

I am burning a cafe au lait scented tart. I now desperately need coffee.
But on the upside, I'm fully awake ; )

afixer 08-29-2010 07:13 PM

it got much better
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by afixer (Post 181816)
...what a fucking morning. I'm off to the farm with the dogs to see what happens next.


the best part of my day was catching up on my sleep after we got home. *yawns*

JakeTulane 08-29-2010 07:29 PM

Is there a sliver of light showing through the door left ajar?

Diva 08-29-2010 08:22 PM

I'm watching the Emmy's.....and just heard Jewel sing a lovely song ~ There's A Hole In My Heart In The Shape Of You".......



Oh, Melody, how I miss You..............


BestButchBoy 08-30-2010 04:36 PM

Refill the ice cube tray.

tuffboi29 08-30-2010 04:41 PM

I'm shopping right now...



I HATE shopping :|

JustLovelyJenn 08-30-2010 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuffboi29 (Post 182645)
I'm shopping right now...



I HATE shopping :|

Then you should stop it... RIGHT NOW.... there really isnt any need to be shopping...

tuffboi29 08-30-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn (Post 182651)
Then you should stop it... RIGHT NOW.... there really isnt any need to be shopping...



NAY!!!!


Besides...you can't make Me... :raspberry:

:bolt:

paposeco 08-30-2010 10:35 PM

..the religious right(?) has no problem using the name of God in vain!

JakeTulane 08-30-2010 11:35 PM

I believe the Splenda packet should be open first, just sayin'

ravfem 08-30-2010 11:54 PM

  1. Excessive plunging force can cause scalding hot liquid to shoot out of pot
  2. Do not plunge with force

:giggle:

pajama 08-31-2010 12:25 AM

Hay esta mujer bella que me vuelve loca. Tengo mucha esperanza de que vendra de esto.

Kätzchen 08-31-2010 12:56 AM

Iceland | The Blue Lagoon (night swimming)
 
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/3...7d79af5016.jpg


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