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Adventures in Cohabitation
If you've made your pizza and know you turned the oven off, but come back to the oven and it's back on and at the exact same temperature it was before, don't automatically turn it off. Check to see if someone else's pepperoni pizza is in the oven first.
He's lucky he's cute. That's all I have to say. :blink: |
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He's probably thinkin' you're lucky YOU are. Just sayin'..... :eyebat: |
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Converting a confirmed bachelor isn't easy. *wipes brow* |
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*grin* |
OMG......... I left my favorite pillow and blankie at home.... **burtsing into tears here** |
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and D should be a ref! |
I will see the mountains
the end of his whip sunrise from his bed a smile on his face his hand on my throat and his love in my heart. |
Don’t use a chisel for anything other than its intended purpose.
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This strange number pops up on my cell phone. I don't answer it but curiously check the voice mail. Normally it takes me weeks to check voice mail. I rush through the first few messages that have gone unchecked for at least a week. Finally the last and newest message.. from the unidentified caller...." Calling to inform you , you have flowers at your door"... I rush out all excited.. open the door to find a lovely arrangement of various yellow flowers from my honey!! :flowers: thank you honey!!!!!
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I like to imagine this lady is a femme. :) I love her brain. |
Top 10 songs you never want to hear in a hospital elevator.
top 10 songs you never want to hear in a HOSPITAL elevator
10: killing me softly 9: only the good die young 8: killing an Arab-the cure 7: stairway to heaven 6: Highway to hell 5: knocking on heavens door 4: Dead!-my chemical romance, 3: Pull the Plug' From 'Leprosy' (1988) 2: Dont fear the reaper ... and the #1 song ...not to play in a hospital elevator - Another one bites the dust |
Have you ever looked at a word you've written and just gone, huh, is that real? What does it mean? Are you sure it's a word? What are words?
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*sweet dreams*
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I think it's cute when people call me names they think will insult me. tee hee (b!tch, cu^t, wh0re, freak, hippie) They say those like it's a bad thing. LOL
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Unfortunately, not everything you love comes back.
http://www.volksworld.com/imageBank/...rmann_Ghia.jpg LIKE THE KARMANN GHIA |
I heard this song yesterday (KINK played extended version) and now I want to have their CD that has this song on it: So I can play it over and over again... :cheesy: |
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet. (f) William Shakespeare 1564-1616, British Poet, Playwright, Actor |
Well. I just got to watch Bob get chased around the front yard by a turd. His own turd. Seems he ate some of his rope toy. That was interesting.
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Tonight on Discovery Health Channel
http://health.discovery.com/tv/stand-up-2-cancer.html
Just realized this is on many of the local channels as well. Fox, ABC, CBS etc |
If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not hungry.
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during a very busy day , and sometimes stressful day at work today. I would go to my truck and see text messeges from a very beautiful woman, which would bring me smiles readin them text messeges
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re: teddy grahams and Wal-Mart
We used to like teddy grahams, but we favor homemade chocolate cookies and oatmeal cookies. As for Wally World, we enjoy going there late at night the best. In the words of Susan Powter--"stop the madness!"--it's the best time to go when the store doesn't have so much chaos.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun sitting around the dining room table with cherished friends (ADG, Gemmie & Blu), eating a variety of cheeses, amazing guac & chips and drinking cheap wine, watching Pammie getting drunk on about 16 drops of said wine...........
My GAWD, we laughed SO hard......a night to remember for sure! |
Fish don't have eyelids.
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this makes me smile :)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4116/...302f24e369.jpg from passiveaggressivenotes.com |
and this one makes me smile too
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4119/...5c8045f285.jpg and this :) http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4150/...a66102f69a.jpg |
can the Panther's give this game away any quicker????????? really??? :explode: |
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Robotics breakthrough: Scientists make artificial skin
My question is, will change the packing-dildo markets, hmmm? http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100912...botshealthskin |
I'm always so damn accommodating... it's very frustrating at times. Sometimes it makes me want to jump off the side of a ship... those that know me, know I can't swim well.
how does one break old habits? (rhetorical) |
Back to the drawing board
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i hate feeling crappy. :cough:
i'm tired of laying on the couch & surfing through 2 million channels of pretty much nothing on tv, except fuuuuutball. :football: i'm getting stir crazy. :jester: |
Who ever thought that seeing the phrase; "A :stillheart:'s G" written in the sand could cause butterflies and make me absolutely melt! That alone made my 4 day weekend completely AHHHHHH-mazing!
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Chocolate Cheerios
That is all. |
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