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A. Spectre 07-10-2015 08:20 AM

An airline with a cheeky sense of humor. I like it!

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/t...letterbox.jpeg

http://www.atissuejournal.com/wp-con...lula_whole.jpg


A couple of examples of their flight announcements:

"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."

After a less than perfect landing on a Kulula flight to Johannesburg, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

rofl

Orema 07-10-2015 06:04 PM

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Kobi 07-11-2015 06:58 AM

Good point.
 
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CherryWine 07-11-2015 12:54 PM

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Orema 07-12-2015 05:10 PM

Explorers of the Brain Radio Documentary
 
Explorers of the Brain: Research from the Frontiers of Neuroscience

http://www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/media/im...58dfa7b3aa.jpg

From the National Science Foundation website:
Join host Richard Paul for this radio documentary that takes you to the front lines of research in brain science.... Meet a dozen leading scientists and engineers working to bring us closer to a fundamental understanding of how and why the brain does what it does.

Listen here

Orema 07-13-2015 05:27 AM

Every Monday Matters: This Week | Listen to Yourself
 

CherryWine 07-13-2015 04:39 PM

A little lift for your Monday
 
WARNING: extreme cuteness :)


Genesis 07-13-2015 09:33 PM


Orema 07-14-2015 05:09 AM

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A. Spectre 07-14-2015 07:04 AM

Dear people who live in tiny fancy houses

You look so freakin’ happy in that Dwell Magazine article or Buzzfeed post, but c’mon, you can’t tell me that you don’t lie awake at night, your face four inches from the ceiling because the only place your bed fits is above the kitchen sink which also acts as your shower, and think, I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Look, I’m not criticizing you. I commend you for making this giant leap. Since we humans seem comfortable with pillaging Mother Earth of all her resources, I believe more people should think like you. But 250 square feet? What the hell happens when your tiny house partner farts Mexican food farts, huh? Where do you escape to? Nowhere. You have nowhere to run. All you can do is walk three feet to the other end of the house and pray.
...
I f’ing love the idea of downsizing and living a “simple life,” but seriously, where do you put your shit? You still have some clothing and shoes and towels and all that jazz, right? Or do you just wear overalls now? Overalls and Birkenstocks and one towel that you share with your entire family. Where do you wash that towel, hmm? Do you have a tiny river that runs behind your tiny house? I bet you do. I bet your whole Goddamn property is whimsical.

And I know your house isn’t that clean all of the time. In your pictures, it looks like you only own a tiny sofa, several throw blankets & pillow, one cooking pan, one antique book and one framed photo of you laughing in front of your tiny house.

the rest of her tongue-in-cheek rant:
https://medium.com/i-m-not-trendy/de...s-21fdc639ce55

http://thetinylife.com/wp-content/up...t-of-house.jpg
http://www.kiplinger.com/slideshow/r...inted-lady.jpg
http://clv.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/10/...-edit1-lgn.jpg

BestButchBoy 07-14-2015 03:27 PM

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Genesis 07-14-2015 10:30 PM

Meow Mix Song | EDM Cat Remix by Ashworth
 

A. Spectre 07-15-2015 07:14 AM

Welsh Government Responds To UFO Questions in Klingon.

Welsh Government Responds to UFO Questions in Klingon
Jul 14, 2015, 12:24 PM ET
By KAYLEE HECK


If people want to know about UFO sightings in Wales, they better speak Klingon.

When Shadow Health Minister Darren Millar submitted questions about UFO sightings at Cardiff Airport, a Welsh government spokesperson responded in Klingon, the fictional language from "Star Trek," according to the BBC.

<SNIP>

Millar also asked if any research was being funded to look into the reported sightings, the BBC reported.

"Jang vIDa je due luq," the spokesperson replied, according to BBC. "'Ach ghotvam'e' QI'yaH devolve qaS.”

More (including a translation): http://abcnews.go.com/International/...=32442011Welsh Government Responds to UFO Questions in Klingon


HAH!




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CherryWine 07-15-2015 08:12 AM

https://i.imgflip.com/o785w.jpg

Daniela 07-15-2015 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine (Post 1000391)

LOL! more pluto memes...

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Gemme 07-15-2015 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genesis (Post 1000336)

This proves that I will, indeed, listen to anything if I can dance to it.

:blink:

CherryWine 07-15-2015 11:59 AM

A Mexican Immigrant Artist Is Selling Donald Trump Butt Plugs
 
The “Donald Trump Plug” (h/t Dangerous Minds) is a 3D model “printed in full color sandstone,” made of “fully colored material with a coarse finish and a delicate feel,” and yes, it allows you to stick Mr. Trump where the sun don’t shine.

You can read the story here.

https://media.boingboing.net/wp-cont...p-buttplug.jpg

Sorry. I couldn't resist. :giggle:

kittygrrl 07-15-2015 01:13 PM

http://beatnikhiway.files.wordpress....pie.jpg?w=1312

Gemme 07-15-2015 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine (Post 1000424)
The “Donald Trump Plug” (h/t Dangerous Minds) is a 3D model “printed in full color sandstone,” made of “fully colored material with a coarse finish and a delicate feel,” and yes, it allows you to stick Mr. Trump where the sun don’t shine.

You can read the story here.

https://media.boingboing.net/wp-cont...p-buttplug.jpg

Sorry. I couldn't resist. :giggle:

That mouth is going to be hard to keep clean if one doesn't always use a condom. And the hair....is that supposed to be a G spot stimulator?

BestButchBoy 07-16-2015 07:09 AM

Molto Bene!
 
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8b60b22ed...k6q7o1_500.jpg


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