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Every Monday Matters—Kindness

My weekly horoscope ...

You don't have to accept every invitation to an argument.

So says Arwen.

Who in blazes invented the clamshell packaging?! The evil bastid!

I have tried EVERYTHING to open. Chainsaws, flame throwers, machetes. Then I saw this product and thought YES! But wait......HOW DO I OPEN THIS!!

http://funny-picks.com/wp-content/up...ener-irony.jpg

Wait! I'll just use a pair of scissors but HOW DO I GET TO THEM?!

http://www.iconeye.com/images/previo...n-SCISSORS.jpg

This is a plot by emergency rooms and hospitals isn't it?

Thousands Injured by "Diabolical" Packaging

http://www.treehugger.com/green-food...packaging.html

Around six thousand people a year wind up in emergency rooms with lacerations and puncture wounds caused by clamshell/oyster packaging. Some injuries are caused by the jagged edges of half-opened, hard-plastic wrappers. Others occur when the a frustrated consumers use tools such as knives, scissors or wire cutters. These implements, often taken up in anger, have a tendency to glance off the nigh-impenetrable packaging and wound the hands that wield them. The clamshell packaging is favored by retailers and manufacturers. The clear plastic allows consumers to see the product they are purchasing. The tough exterior deters theft and protects the devices within from damage. Oyster packaging also instills the consumer with a subconscious feeling that their purchase is pristine, untouched by human hands. Ironically, the first human hands to touch the product out of the package are often injured.

"Diabolical" Packaging Practices
From American Medical News

F it! I'll just rent this to open my package.

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/jaws-life-spreader2.jpg

Spoiled Kid Tries To Get New Ferrari By Setting Fire To Old One

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...4660167206.jpg

Quote:

The 20-year-old son of a Swiss millionaire deliberately set his Ferrari 458 Italia on fire in the hopes of getting a newer, better Ferrari. Just think about it from his side: he wanted a new one.

See? I think you’re starting to understand here. According to the New York Daily News he wanted a newer, better Ferrari, and because he was afraid to confront his father (who, by the way, gives him up to $10,000 a month for the important job of holding his genes) and tell him that no, this Ferrari 458 Italia no longer suits my rigorous needs, he took the only course of action available: arson.

It’s worth mentioning that he has 14 other cars, so you can really see the bind he was in. Only one of those other cars was a Lambo, too. Kid’s up against a wall here.

http://crooksandliars.com/files/prim...ld-trump_3.jpg

America loves bullies. Shame on us.

what happens when your dog watches too many Miley Cyrus videos

Meet Wyatt Scott, running as an independent candidate for the Canadian Parliament. He is running the most interesting, "crazy", artistic ad campaign on television. This guy gets a pat on the back from me for being innovative. We have The Donald, Canada has this guy. Envious I am...

Look! He can take out robots!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...t_3405400a.gif

OMG they have huge geese up there!

https://images.washingtonpost.com/?u...ne.gif&op=noop

He is even nice to aliens! Here, they would be pulverized by our military might!

https://images.washingtonpost.com/?u...nd.gif&op=noop

FYI: This video is really gross

http://img.memecdn.com/Holding-the-Door_o_114975.jpg

This happened to me again today at the "why are you doing this" distance. This time the lady was balancing on one leg, holding her lunch in a box top with both hands, and using her other leg to hold the door open, so I really had to pick up the pace. Awkward, indeed.

Sled? Who needs a stinkin sled?

Were we ever so young?