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IF the landlord shows up ONE more time unannounced, he will meet Mr. Prickly Porcupine AND Mr. Sock with Quarters at the same time. That is all.
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I have interviews coming out of My you-know-what and yet, no one is hiring Me .......... will that change? We'll see
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Where the he!! do you come up with this stuff. LMAO
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My Lucy has found her calling......she knows the kittehs are not supposed to use the purple sofa as their personal scratching post.....so when she hears them start, she runs up to them and they scamper off!
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No no no no no no no. OMG. We NEED to make sure this asshat is defeated. Let's initiate a phone tree in Delaware. This is ridiculous. Now masturbation is the exact same as adultery?!?!
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:praying:Oh dear lawd, help me, help me, help me!! :praying: If I can't please myself maybe the checkout girl at cvs can give me a hand, she seems like a nice lady....oh what am I to do????
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They don't have any solutions on how to fix the many problems we face as a nation, the economy, health care, education etc....but they want to run the country to tell you and me how to live our lives? Nice. |
It's amazing how things turn around when you just sit back and go on about your life! I have gone from one end of the pendulum to the other because I didn't get all bajiggity and insecure when handling a situation. Never tried the "cool as a cucumber" method before; I think I like this concept!
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Vag ring anyone? (And yes, I was actively shopping for vulva paraphernalia when I found this - don't judge - I think they're pretty.) :rose:
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Push-ups, pull-ups and sit-ups are all you really need to build muscle.
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LOL..Ima confused now...lol
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I miss Willi Ninja..There's nothing like a New York Ball!!
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Well four hours later and I'm home from Yom Kippur services wow that was a long time and we have more at 5:30 pm book of JOnah and ma'ariv services as well, its hard to be a good Jewish person!!
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Yes, most definitely. Can't you see the obvious connection? Lol.
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well this just finished up all my christmas gift delimmas....
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Hand Dancing Today's sensation!! |
I had no idea just how much I took water for granted until the next street over had a watermain break and I had none!
No water all day and I have never wanted a shower so badly! I had enough water for the Lucy, the boys and my teeth...... <sigh> All DAY? I mean REALLY??? Man, this has cramped my style!:seeingstars: |
while at the zoo today, we walked up to where a pig is located. the pig was stuck in the fence. his tucks was caught in the fence and he was tryin to pull and get free. I ran to a zoo worker and told her what was going on. her and another zoo worker hauled ass to help the animal out and got him free. they took him inside and waved for me to come with them. they checked him out and everything looked ok, but they did say the vet was on his way to verify that everything was ok. one of the zoo workers went and got the pig some ice chips ( as a treat and to help him ) she handed one of the ice chips to me and let me give it to him. he was ok after everything was said and done. I'm just glad we got there and got the animal some help..quickly.
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Really pondering either selling or renting my house and taking off in an RV for at least 2 years. Do all the old historic roads and highways. This would be a good way to find an area that I would like to relocate to for those "sunset" years. The longest I was ever able to be a nomad in the past was 4 months. From that experience, I knew that I would want to "set sail" (guess actually set tires) on the road again.
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Had to chuckle today....my roomie doesn't seem to have any problem running power tools but she sure does cuss a lot when running a mixer in the kitchen.
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Blade, *rolls eyes and shakes head* I've met your roomie... I know she can toss a MEAN Food Fight if she catches you chuckling at her while her mixer splatters food all over the kitchen!!!! She's a sweet girl, but I wouldn't wanna be caught in a food fight with her!! |
Thanks for the warning I'll keep my eyes peeled for flying food :fart: oooops musta been that big mouse
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My Texas Longhorns just about didn't pull it off! Maybe that good scare got their attention!
In other news.....my water is no longer muddy. :| |
Return a lost wallet.
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Watching old episodes of The Chris Rock Show...well, rocks.
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Tomorrow morning, I get to go to my DCMC Volunteering gig!!!!!!! I'm so excited!
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