"Note To Self"
 

Note To Self...

You can't get the can open with the electric can opener if it is not plugged in! :doh:

LOL
 

... or you can't toast the bread if the toaster is not plugged in!

You can't get water to drink if you don't bring the glass over.

NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet. :|

Even though the shoes are cute and look perfect with the outfit, if they hurt don't wear them.

NTS- Stop living life the way everyone expects and live it for me!

Before straining your right shoulder again while vacuum cleaning let the butch do the job next time!

NTS

If your fever is over 102 and your teeth are chattering like castanets; it's probably time to go to the ER sooner, rather than later.

Duh, Miss RN!

NTS never go to walmart irritated, it only gets worse!

Aditional NTS never ever make frustrated expressions when the lady behind you slips in front of you with her friend and orders HER caramel coolata before YOU because more than likely some random FEMME woman is probably watching the whole turn of events unfolding :blush:

Note to self: Lighten the fuck up.

Note to self: honest and true friends show their true colors right away. Stop thinking this might change.

Eat breakfast.

...patio door must be open before attempting to go through it

Note to self...
 

Been there, had that particular fantasy!

....don't forget you still have dizziness periods. Especially remember this on the stairs. Next time.

NTS:
 

NTS - need to get more food

Note to self...

...never leave a donut, unattended, at desk. :|

NTS don't ask a bored behavior analyist what they call something and describe it in vague terms. The detailed answer will bore you to tears.

Note to self...
 

note to self...
stop waking up like THAT... it won't help you none...

note to self:

when you have to change who you are to be accepted you're not being accepted, you're being except-ed.

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NTS.... remember this day and how wonderful it was to shop together. It may never be like this again.

Please put your car keys in the same place everytime so you can find them when you are ready to leave.

or a sandwich in the fridge.

or any food next to dog unattended. :|

NTS its' time to get more food when you have no milk or no bread.


NTS on this also!! I been through this screen door head first and almost flipped off the balcony. :blink:

NTS have a full tank of gas when wandering through BFE with no gas stations for miles and miles.

NTS: Remember to check the OneNote app on your iPhone to see when your next oil change is...

Zimmeh

Note to self...

...remember to close the windows BEFORE the irrigation kicks in.

note to self...
Write down that new recipe! ! You impressed yourself! ! that was AWESOME!

Note to self ... don't hate the bakery for not carrying meat.

NTS - ppl are that insecure... yep

NTS...I know it's been a while since you last indulged, but it still holds true that you should never truly inhale when you're smoking a stogie.

note to self

reality will not change just because your little kid brain is running in circles saying "please, please, please, please...." you're not Moses. do everyone a favor and accept that you dont have what it takes to reverse the tide.