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Ass Pirate Support Group
I'd like to create a space for Ass Pirates, the people that love them and the Ass Pirate Curious.
Where is DaddyBoy? A.K.A. Captain AP? |
Monkey throw poop, which doesn't honor the sacred Ass.
Pirate is more appropriate, and I'm sure we can find one who pillages with a sock monkey in hand. |
Not sure exactly what an Ass Pirate is - but I like the thought of pillaging :)
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I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.
Hence the need for support. |
Monkeys are hells gate keepers, Flying Monkeys even worse.. Sock monkeys are tolerable and who does not like a nice piece of ass once in a while.. Ass pirating is an art and requires Gun Oil:p
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Oh.
Gun oil. Is that made out of guns? |
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Gun oil.. That is all |
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Well known ass pirate http://vfrworld.com/photos/data/810/...ley-745986.jpg :D |
For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.
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whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"??? |
Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.
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Salad Shooter---
http://parentzing.files.wordpress.co...ad-shooter.jpg Salad Tosser--- http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-con.../10/gooner.jpg |
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Oh the visual! |
Oh My Gay! I just peed a little. That is all.
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He is an ass clown!!
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http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwa.../oreillyno.jpg Ass Clown:rolleyes: |
not an ass clown/monkey or salad shooter...
Arrrr Me Matey's
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When LTS said Gun Oil, I thought
http://media.midwayusa.com/ProductIm...ium/126157.jpg A swing and a miss for Mr. D. |
I didn't know D swung.
Who was the miss? Why am I sure there's a bus that I somehow got on without realizing it? I'll be in the.... rear. |
Have room for one more???
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Arrrg! who was lookin for the Master Ass Pirate? Gun oil is a plenty. Whos' first? for support that is:eek:
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I tried the gun oil, and shot off Cals eye patch.
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Here's hoping you all remember to swab your poop-decks.
With love, "Pirate eye" Pixie |
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I need help with that. My arms won't reach. :| |
Arrrgh Great advice "poop eye" pixie
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Or is that down? uh-oh... |
I swabbed my poop deck and now I've lost the qtip.
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double check poop deck and report back:|we want pictures too
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I want to see this demo'd before I try it. Where's Beau? |
I yam what I yam
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Avast, Deady-boy! Tune yr concertina and play me shanty, whilst I eats me spinach! (ass pirates be warned!) Sign-ed Poop-eye the Sailor |
I knew it would come back to Olive Oil.
Still looking for q-tip. |
use some gun oil and flashlight
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OMG. I just found the remote.
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More gun oil! I need a new lucnhbox
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Well. A remote two nickles, one dime and some old mints. No red spandex.
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SF, that's the fucking couch! |
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