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Strappie 06-23-2010 10:22 PM

Random Tid-Bits about Diva...*smirk*
 
I thought I would start a thread in honor of DIVA... Our local planet resident...

As you all know.. she has and will always hold the TOP POSTER... I'm just wondering if she is the TOP Poster cause she wants someone to... oh never mind...


Did you know she also has more posts than the number of members?

Diva has more posts than Threads too....


What can you all add to these Tid-Bits ???

Diva ... hold on this won't hurt a bit... *smirk*

Can't wait to hear all the juicy tid-bits

Enchantress 06-23-2010 10:27 PM

I'll play!
 
Diva sings *Fever* like no other...

She was once also known as 'gumdrop", a nick name I gave her over 11 years ago...

Spirit Dancer 06-23-2010 10:36 PM


Her talented voice for America's Got Talent

Tommi 06-23-2010 11:34 PM

Who can Top Diva ? :supermanbooth: Is that what you were gettin at Strappie. :ymca: :bluesbrothers:

I know who Diva calls her "cute lil punkin"


I was in a tux with orange vest, tie, well..you know Diva.

so, she calls me her cute lil punkin.

Queerasfck 06-24-2010 12:57 AM

Diva is cool! Is someone going to bring up that porno movie she was in? America's got talent, indeed.

I course I kid!

Gemme 06-24-2010 03:08 AM

Diva makes the most amazing chocolate chip cookies (and I don't even really like choc chip cookies much).

Diva has two precious pooches, one of which I have yet to meet. The other loves to nibble on my arms for some reason. :blink:

Diva has put out cds.

Diva is the hostess with the mostess.

Diva is very generous. And naughty. She can be very, very naughty. One word: armoire.

Gemme 06-24-2010 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 137349)
Diva is cool! Is someone going to bring up that porno movie she was in? America's got talent, indeed.

I course I kid!

Ixnay on the ornpay. :blink:

ruthie14 06-24-2010 04:18 AM

She has been known to bring very sweet butches to tears upon her exit...

Diva my dear you are much loved.
Ruthie

Scorp 06-24-2010 04:48 AM

It all started last Thanksgiving when I popped out of the turkey at Diva's house. Since then, life has never been the same...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/...f684e9eabb.jpg

Diva 06-24-2010 04:49 AM

This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.




Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?! ;)

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat! :)

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

Ruthie....I will never forget our time in the bar in Vegas just before I left....You are so special!

Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks.... :|



PinkieLee 06-24-2010 07:41 AM

Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'. ;)

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

Ms. Tabitha 06-24-2010 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 137353)

Diva is very generous. And naughty. She can be very, very naughty. One word:

armoire.

The Armoire frightens me ... just sayin :|
Let's not forget that there must some curse on her kitchen that makes the butch's want to remove their clothing and cook in their boxers.
Diva... how do you make this happen?
:byebye:

UofMfan 06-24-2010 08:01 AM

Diva hosts the most famous Pre-Thanksgiving parties!

NJFemmie 06-24-2010 08:03 AM

From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

milehibutch 06-24-2010 08:16 AM

I knew her when...
 
I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

:hiding:

Andrew, Jr. 06-24-2010 08:25 AM


Diva is the absolute best of the best MOM in the entire universe, or so says her daughter and I. And we do know!

Diva 06-24-2010 08:31 AM

Sorry....long quote, but I have things to say! lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha (Post 137462)
The Armoire frightens me ... just sayin :|
Let's not forget that there must some curse on her kitchen that makes the butch's want to remove their clothing and cook in their boxers.
Diva... how do you make this happen?
:byebye:

I just tell them I'm doing laundry and would they like for me to do their pants. :|



Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 137456)
Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'. ;)

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

Yes...I always say that my house is cleaner those 2 times a year than any other. Thank goodness Y'all don't come to inspect my cleaning skillz. It is not one of my gifts..... :sunglass:


Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 137467)
Diva hosts the most famous Pre-Thanksgiving parties!

Uh~huh.....and where have YOU been, Sparky? Hmmm? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 137469)
From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

Clearly, we need a "Throw-you-under-the-bus" smilie......



Quote:

Originally Posted by milehibutch (Post 137479)
I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

:hiding:

HA! I WAS so happy to have gone to that basketball game...those coaches have excellent taste in shoes!

Battery shortage indeed......


Y'all are wonderful!

Wait....is this my funeral? Have I died? Is this the service? ;)



NJFemmie 06-24-2010 09:02 AM

http://www.redandgreenchoices.com/sm...s/bus01_bg.jpg

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*


Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

Gemme 06-24-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 137512)
http://www.redandgreenchoices.com/sm...s/bus01_bg.jpg

(the arrow could be pointing underneath, yanno)
I know, I am so helpful, aren't I?
*eyeroll*


Frankly, this is something to be admired. I don't know too many people willing to sit on a crocodile. It shows courage, determination, and above all else, a touch of insanity.

But, that is what makes you the remarkable woman you are.

*tips imaginary hat to the Diva*

If you think she's good with a croc, wait until you see her with a cock! :cheesy:



*crickets chirp*
















*more crickets*
















*less crickets*
















Ummmm, a rooster? Hellllloooo, people! Get yer damn minds out of the gutter!

Besides, I think both she and I had a turn with the fellow. :blink:

chefhmboyrd 06-24-2010 11:32 AM

Diva
 
ah Diva.............

you called me sweet.
poor innocent Diva
Me Sweet?

poor misguided Diva

you are so wonderful

Ebon 06-24-2010 11:44 AM

She has a hell of a sense of humor. Makes me laugh a lot when I'm around her.

Soft*Silver 06-24-2010 01:55 PM

I dont know Diva very well at all, but I have learned alot about her by this thread...and I also learned alot about her friends, and the depth of their love and caring toward who they consider a friend.



This was a wonderful idea, Strappie....and Diva, as I get to know you, I am discovering what they already know...just how fantastic of a person you are...

Strappie 06-24-2010 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 137382)
It all started last Thanksgiving when I popped out of the turkey at Diva's house. Since then, life has never been the same...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/...f684e9eabb.jpg

Ohhh lordy that pour turkey... But yummie for Diva *smirk*

Strappie 06-24-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruthie14 (Post 137369)
She has been known to bring very sweet butches to tears upon her exit...

Diva my dear you are much loved.
Ruthie

Who was that??? :byebye: lol

Oh that woman!!!

Strappie 06-24-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137383)
This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.


Why Yes, YES I AM.... But thats why you love me!!



Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?! ;)

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat! :)

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

Ruthie....I will never forget our time in the bar in Vegas just before I left....You are so special!

Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks.... :|



Stop crying... your suppose to make me cry remember!! lol

Strappie 06-24-2010 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 137456)
Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'. ;)

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

I love this... I can't wait for some red velvet.. Little does she know this is why I'm sucking up to her... so I can get things outta her *smirk*

The_Lady_Snow 06-24-2010 07:40 PM

Diva may like a lil slap to the face...... or a low whisper in her ear......:candle:

Scorp 06-24-2010 07:42 PM

Strappie Doodles....Quit hatin' on my turkey...And Diva, if I haven't told you once, I'm telling you again to put that damn turkey baster down woman! :slapfight:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 137916)
Ohhh lordy that pour turkey... But yummie for Diva *smirk*


~Bo 06-24-2010 07:47 PM

I once saw a pic of her feeling up Santa Claus. :shocking:


tsk.....tsk...........the shame of it all. :nerd:

Strappie 06-24-2010 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 137928)
Strappie Doodles....Quit hatin' on my turkey...And Diva, if I haven't told you once, I'm telling you again to put that damn turkey baster down woman! :slapfight:

You know Scorpie... She told me she wants my Babies! However she did say only for a day... lol

Scorp 06-24-2010 07:48 PM

You Turkey...
 
Diva Dear,

I just noticed your response...And, I'm glad you enjoyed the scrumptious, juicy, lip smackin' tender turkey...The more you baste, the more juicy...But you already knew that right Divahhh?? :sunglass:



Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137383)
This blows my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strappie....are You crazy?

Wait.

I know the answer to that.




Thanks, Y'all.....this has brought tears to my eyes....You can't know how timely this is and how I needed to see this!

GUMDROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten this, Ench!!!!!!!!!! (What's new!?!?!? lol)

SD...do You have that video on a loop yet? Can't we doctor that up so my 239 chins disappear?!?! ;)

Scorp...that was the juiciest turkey I ever did eat! :)

My cute lil punkin, Tommi! MWAH!

Ya'll are just THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You so much!

Ruthie....I will never forget our time in the bar in Vegas just before I left....You are so special!

Ezee? I enjoyed making that film with You SO much.....it didn't hurt much, did it? I mean....I told You the swellling would go down in a couple of weeks.... :|




Strappie 06-24-2010 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 137926)
Diva may like a lil slap to the face...... or a low whisper in her ear......:candle:

Well just to tell you a little tid-bid without telling too much...

When we were in Vegas we roomed together *smirk* She seen me take my belt off (very quckly) and she nearly fainted... her face was so red... I said to her... Why Miss Diva did you just ummm.... Ok nevermind.

Scorp 06-24-2010 07:54 PM

Lord have mercy...Diva say it isn't so...SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOO!! That's it, I'm going to have to rescue you from yourself and call the men in white coats.

I don't know Strappie, just the thought of devil spawn products of you makes me shivver.
:scared:

:nyahnyah:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 137935)
You know Scorpie... She told me she wants my Babies! However she did say only for a day... lol


tuffboi29 06-24-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 137456)


And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.


All I heard is she can SING and MAKE RED VELVET CAKE???

Ahem...Diva here's my pants, give me a broom, I'll get the gator for you AFTER the cake is done.

*whispers* This :rrose: is a bribe to get the key to read ALL the copies of you erotica. :cheesy:


Seriously, though, we may not know each other personally, but I would love to take this chance to tell you just how much I admire (you) your writing. The level of skill with which you take mere words and turn them into a movie in my mind is beautiful and inspiring. Thank you for all you share.

Diva 06-24-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by softness (Post 137736)
I dont know Diva very well at all, but I have learned alot about her by this thread...and I also learned alot about her friends, and the depth of their love and caring toward who they consider a friend.



This was a wonderful idea, Strappie....and Diva, as I get to know you, I am discovering what they already know...just how fantastic of a person you are...



I am one blessed woman!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS I know....my friends are my best gift next to my children!



Gemme 06-24-2010 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 137945)
Lord have mercy...Diva say it isn't so...SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOO!! That's it, I'm going to have to rescue you from yourself and call the men in white coats.

I don't know Strappie, just the thought of devil spawn products of you makes me shivver.
:scared:

:nyahnyah:

Okkaaaaaaaayyy.....so you are "threatening" to punish her by bringing in guys who will put their handle-y hands on her and tie her up tightly and maybe torment her a little?

Are you sure the Diva *you* know is the Diva *I* know? :blink:

Diva 06-24-2010 08:38 PM

Um....Scorp....just for the record, I suggested to Strapp~a~Licious that He started this thread because He wanted to have MY babies! <giggling>





Sam 06-24-2010 08:39 PM

2 words :Taco Mac

Diva 06-24-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 137936)
Diva Dear,

I just noticed your response...And, I'm glad you enjoyed the scrumptious, juicy, lip smackin' tender turkey...The more you baste, the more juicy...But you already knew that right Divahhh?? :sunglass:



Yes, honey.....I knew this....I'm the Master Baster, after all....

:|








<giggling>



Diva 06-24-2010 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 137926)
Diva may like a lil slap to the face...... or a low whisper in her ear......:candle:



Perhaps not to the face ....and oh yes....most definitely a whisper in the ear.....YUM!




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