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Blade 06-24-2010 08:42 AM

IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT...................
 
Considering the heat wave in the southeast, the Carolina's have been in the 90's for the last 13 straight days. It is to be 111 in Phoenix. So sticking with the thread topic.

How hot is it? What's melting?

It's hot enough to melt......or hot enough to melt my.....

Bella~Vita 06-24-2010 08:43 AM

My make up ... whoa is me ... tee hee !

Andrew, Jr. 06-24-2010 08:46 AM


IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT ME AND MY PETS IN ONE SWOOP!

Blade 06-24-2010 08:46 AM

It's hot enough to melt my butt to the mower seat :lawnmower: ......next

NJFemmie 06-24-2010 09:07 AM

The heat index is going to make it feel like 105+.
The moment I step into the sun, it feels like my skin is melting.

http://forest.mtu.edu/pcforestry/res...cts/hotsun.gif

It's hot enough to grill some steaks on the sidewalk.

Selenay 06-24-2010 09:20 AM

Not melt, technically, but...
 

It's hot enough to bake cookies on the dashboard.

>instructions<

Blade 06-24-2010 09:34 AM

It's hot enough melt my Ronald

Kenna 06-24-2010 09:38 AM

It's hot enough to melt my Freckles!!

I'm thinkin' it's hot enough today that I just may fill my new outdoor bathtub with ice cold strawberry or cherry jello and dare a few of my local friends to take a dip!!

Sachita 06-24-2010 09:47 AM

OMG yesterday I was running around in the yard and fainted. I normally get my chores done early then later in the evening might go back out if its not too hot. I blackout when the temp goes above 85 and I get overheated. I lost track of the time and was busy. It's too early for this shit. You expect august to be really bad but not June.

chefhmboyrd 06-24-2010 09:50 AM

HOT
 
it is hot enough to melt my sneakers to the sidewalk

:tanning:

Rook 06-24-2010 09:52 AM

hmm that explains a lot...
Yesterday I almost ate pavement twice...
The heat was suffocating, and I had just finished Dialysis....
I was very puzzled while a paralegal nearly drowned me in cool water{was visiting a pro bono lawyer}, normally I can handle Hot weather...
:seeingstars:

It's hot enough to melt my Awareness....
:sunglass:

Blade 06-24-2010 10:43 AM

it's hot enough to melt scent....I was in the yard while ago and saw a dawg chasing a rabbit and they were both walking

Zimmeh 06-24-2010 11:06 AM

It's hot enough that it caused the heavy duty tape holding my dash board mount to fall off.

Getting a sunburn every time I go outside.

JustBeingMe 06-24-2010 11:08 AM

It's been a swealtering 105 in east texas past week. It's been hot enough .........to fry an egg on the pavement and burn it !!:blink:

princessbelle 06-24-2010 11:18 AM

Yes it is hot here omg hot hot hot.

Hot enough to....

melt silver into gold

squares into circles

dogs into cats

piano's into organs

stone into paper

shoes into sandles

earrings into toe rings

facts into fiction

my thoughts into nonrational ideas, oops yeah that has already happened. TY for AIR CONDITIONING

JustBeingMe 06-24-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 137560)
it's hot enough to melt scent....I was in the yard while ago and saw a dawg chasing a rabbit and they were both walking

:superfunny::pointing::giggle::thumbsup::cracked:: rofl::lol2:.........tooo funny there Blade.

Blade 06-24-2010 12:00 PM

Hot enough that my tongue has to be in high gear to get this ice cream cone ate before it melts to milk

dixie 06-24-2010 12:34 PM

I'm here in those Carolina mountains and luckily I have a good shade tree otherwise I would be melted into the porch swing...

Blade 06-24-2010 12:41 PM

It's so hot here the fire hydrants are thirsty

Actually I saw a dawg peeing on one and it evaporated before it hit the hydrant.

Rockinonahigh 06-24-2010 03:47 PM

Yep its hot alright...I fried an egg on the top of a metal trash can...really!Yesterday it was 103 with the heet idex added to it,this morning it rained hard for a coupel of hours and is now 86...it is a nice breather for now.

JustJo 06-24-2010 04:22 PM

Just finished vacuuming the whole house...upstairs and down...I'm so sweaty you could wade in my cleavage. :blink:

Well...not you, but Scoote could :giggle:

lipstixgal 06-24-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 137796)
Just finished vacuuming the whole house...upstairs and down...I'm so sweaty you could wade in my cleavage. :blink:

Well...not you, but Scoote could :giggle:

Jo you vacume a lot do you have carpet and pet hair from all the cats and dogs?? Just wondering because I have hardwood floors so I just mop and sweep. but its hot here too but I like it, nice and warm especially in the morning when walking the dogs!!:moonstars:

WingsOnFire 06-24-2010 06:46 PM

Its so hot here that my clothes seem to melt off my body on their own while I lounge naked in the house :giggle:

JustJo 06-24-2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lipstixgal (Post 137812)
Jo you vacume a lot do you have carpet and pet hair from all the cats and dogs?? Just wondering because I have hardwood floors so I just mop and sweep. but its hot here too but I like it, nice and warm especially in the morning when walking the dogs!!:moonstars:

It's almost a daily event...we have hardwood and tile floors, but with 4 cats and 2 dogs the hair goes on and on...and the collie sheds so much that most days I think I could knit another whole dog :blink:

sweetfemme247 06-24-2010 07:13 PM

It is so hot outside I am in a shirt and shorts wishing I was laying on my bed

Gemme 06-24-2010 08:44 PM

I've got the best weather now, so I really can't say much now except...
 
I want car baked cookies.

That is all.

Kenna 06-25-2010 07:34 AM

It's hot enough to melt the dust bunnies that live between my ears!!





chefhmboyrd 06-25-2010 07:50 AM

it's hot enough to melt my packer


:seeingstars:

Andrew, Jr. 06-25-2010 08:52 AM

IT'S HOT ENOUGH TO MELT/COOK MY BABY BACK RIBS ON THE DECK BY 2PM. :seeingstars:

WingsOnFire 06-25-2010 10:34 PM

Its hot enough that I actually "forgot" our wings in the back seat of the car yesterday I was so ready to run into air conditioning (I had just stopped at the wing place so I shouldnt have forgotten!)....

tonight I forget that we just left the grocery store (2 mins ago) and I had groceries in the trunk... lol... again wanting to dash into the air conditioner. Sir just looked at me with this stumped look on his face.. lol...

Kenna 06-26-2010 03:09 PM

It's STILL hot enough to melt my Fritters :| :blink:

Andrew, Jr. 06-26-2010 06:22 PM

It's hot enough to make my boxer briefs stick to my ass all day long! :mohawk:

christie 06-28-2010 12:42 PM

...imagine the wicked witch of the west (east, if you want to infer its me).....

I'm melting..... I'm melting...

I tried to find a youtube, but embedding was disabled. Poop.

Mrs. Strutt 06-28-2010 01:03 PM

Unbeknownst to Mr. Strutt and me, our daughter left a crayon in the rear passenger door handle. Guess what melted? :seeingstars:

SF_Boi 06-28-2010 01:05 PM

Send Heat....Now
 
Could please send some of the heat you are all experiencing to the Northern California area! Im really tired of hearing everyone complain about the weather. They have no idea how fortunate we are to have the cool breezes from the ocean, the fog and the nice sunshine until it all starts again. :hangloose:

Cowboi 06-28-2010 03:13 PM

Its so hot here in Louisiana.....My flip flops are melting as I walk on the driveway.:(

Andrew, Jr. 07-01-2010 11:57 AM


It's hot enough to melt my Blistex in my shorts while I was outside with Dino. :blink:

Jesse 07-01-2010 12:02 PM

It's hot enough to melt the rubber on my squeegees! :cigar2:

Daktari 07-01-2010 12:21 PM

It's been hot enough here (UK) to melt the face off a drag queen - not a purty sight I can assure you! :cheesy:

Zimmeh 07-07-2010 04:17 PM

It is hot enough to melt the Starbucks Light Frappuccino I had within ten minutes of getting in my car....


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