Would You Rather?
 

Here's a new game! I make Jack and a few of my friends play this with me all the time because it's hysterical (and usually gross, which is right up my alley).

Answer the question posed (feel free to explain) , and then post your own question. And no cheating, don't make up a third answer or say something like "I'd rather die" because the entire point is to talk about why you made the decision you made.


Example:


Would you rather have to lick a public bus seat(the seat part that people actually sit on) or a public telephone receiver(the mouth part)?

Answer: I would go for the bus seat because I would bank on the hope of people wearing enough clothing on the bus to separate their actual skin from the plastic surface of the seat. The phone receiver, you KNOW there will be some funk on it.


So there's your first question. Bus seat or telephone receiver?

Ummm, NEITHER!


I'm not responding to this particular "would you rather". I skeeve both of these options...Helll noooooooooo I'm out....(Scorp runs out of this thread). :bolt:

I'll be back midway through other options

No fun! Broke the rules already!!!!!!! :police::police:

Mmhmm...Just wanted to be honest. Are you gonna give me a time out???? Like I said, I will be back...

Maybe it didn't sit too well (no pun intended), since I'm eating Strawberry Mentos at this time.. :canadian:

Ok, how about this one :D


Would you rather pee your pants at work and have to wear them the rest of the day or throw up on your shoes at work and have to wear them the rest of the day?

:detective:

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, this one I can answer:

I'd rather pee my pants at work...

In regard to puke: If I see it, hear it, smell it...I'll do it...So I most likely would be puking, dry heaving and gagging all day long...

Shit, I feel like i'm gonna blow chunks now from this response...

Hey, wait until you hit 50 Dusa...It's when you don't pee your pants you start to worry....;)

Seriously, now, I'd go for option one as...well...let's just say that being covered in pee isn't something that totally disgusts me (depending, of course, on the source).

So...........would you rather have hair growing out of your nose or hair growing out of your ears?

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OMFG. This cracked me the HELL up!

I cant believe you would rather do the pee pants!!!! The shoes can be hidden up under the desk!!! LOLOLOLOL

Ohhhh! Good one - I'd go with the hair in the ears, that way I could just style my hair over it and hope that nobody would want to whisper "sweet nothings" :D


Would you rather have an extra (but unusable) nose on your forehead or a tail that was easily concealed in clothing but that would have to be explained to all lovers?

I would take the tail and not conceal it :cheesy:

Would you rather work in a cubicle next to someone who hums the same song all day long....or one who listens in and comments on your phone conversations?

I'd definitely rather have a tail. Would make for some interesting convo and I'd also be able to balance myself from the chandelier and trapeze...

Forgot to ask the question:
 

Would you rather have your tooth pulled without any novacaine, or have your hand cut off slowly with a butter knife...

I'd take the phone conversaton-listener because the hummer would probably drive me slowly insane to the point that I might want to stab them with a pencil or throw a folder at their head :cigar2:

I just have to say. This is friggon hilarious!!! Sick bastids we are....ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

CARRY ON GOOD PEOPLE...CARRY ON!

why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>

I would definitely slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding...It sounds more fun slipping and sliding...

*Would you rather swallow a handful of scorpions or piranhas*

Piranhas, they probably taste like sushi!

Would you rather lick a bathroom doorknob or or the sole of my shoe :)

**WARNING, WARNING, VOMIT ALERT**
 

I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *

I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*

Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"

Depends...how's it cooked? :blink: I think I'd go for human flesh, just because my gag reflex would not let me even get near the roadkill.

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*[/QUOTE]


Well since falling asleep while driving could kill me...um...I would rather fall asleep during sex. That just means I need a new partner....not life support :)

i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
or
drink a glass of water and with sea monkies

Drink water with sea monkeys. They're kinda small and who knows what else we drink without realizing it...

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*

I killed a thread? :)

It would have to be stink in a crowded room of beautiful people. Before I met my wife, I would've said live in seclusion, but I wouldn't be able to stand being without her, so stink it is.

*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?

This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat


*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it... :formalbow:

*badoomp tis*

Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it

Ya bastid... :seesaw:

I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

Cha Ching...
 

And, if you run out of quarters, you can bend over and use your credit card and swipe it....

I'd rather get attacked by a Bear. I have fear of water hence, the shark.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?