The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die
 

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)

• urban bee-keeper
• fancy chef
• have another baby
• own a gun
• get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
• walk on hot coals
• spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
• wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

Ha. I am loving some of the response.

"bite the head off a snake" made me pee myself a little.

Tease a bear with food.

no spray tan for me
but i have been a fancy chef
and used to own a gun
and no kids
no spray tan:confused:
i don't mind walking
but the bee keeping and wrestling would probably make my bucket list,
not the anti list
lol

i put "fancy chef" on mine because all the cooking shows/blogs DO make me feel inadequate.

i'm never going to be on top chef, martha stewart, rachel ray, paula dean, or any such thing.

i MIGHT do that show where the guy goes everywhere and eats the stuff that wins you money and a t-shirt. like the 5lb burrito and what not.

so yeah. i felt the need to go there and explain.

Don't EVER chew on aluminum foil if you have fillings


Just DON'T Do It...EVER,
Dylan

It only takes once to learn that lesson

Right? Damn foil melting to my Certs. Arrrrggggghhhh.

Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER!

Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan!

Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too.

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box. :( Heat stroke.

Don't take love, any of it, for granted.

I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too.

I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica.

I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it.

I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness.


I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs.

I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you.

adorable wins.

with the Forensic Files and disappearing cruisers.

we may be sharing the half a brain i have left.

Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO!

I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he.

See.
That's where I fuck it up.
I only plan HALF a bank heist.
Never works.

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh :|

• chase a tornado
• eat sushi
• catch a greased pig

Finally gave that one up, eh?

you guys are cracking me up.

Well you know I just can't stand it when all the femmes come beating my drawers down, I mean doors. :cheesy:

Hit Samuel L. Jackson over the head with a champagne bottle.


Eat one of these :

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-cont...h-in-a-can.jpg


Jump on a trampoline with a mouthful of marbles.

Okay, I've done these. Actually, I had four years of Latin, two of which were AP. If I'd applied myself, I'd be a doctor or pharmacist by now. :blink:

Amen to the first and as for the second....I thinks you haz a Stewart anti-fetish. :blink:

You got it. My housekeepers work harder than anyone I know that isn't employed by the military in some form or function. I also refuse to let folks call them maids. They're not your damn maids, bud. They work for the hotel, NOT *you*. My point being, I'm too lazy to clean other people's homes for a living, though it can be a good living because there are soooo many others like me who don't clean a lot.

Liver is evil. That is all.

These sound really cool. I think you should totally audition for AGT.

Done.
Done.
Done.

Now, you don't have to worry about them. :)

I am loving other people's lists right now.

I'd cut off something important before moving back with my dad and stepmom because a boredom related death is especially cruel.

I've been in jail, though I don't have a record (Field trip, anyone? That counts, right?). I've eaten squirrel, though not by my free will or choice. I've owned several guns and, though I know the basics, I haven't shot any of the ones I've owned. Weird. :blink:

I'm afraid of heights but love whirlybird rides. Weeeee!

Part of me wants to skydive. Another part wants to live.

I've eaten oysters and have lived with someone who was in a Frederick's catalog once. I've also played chicken with a train. It was kind of exhilerating.

I could do without being in a life-threatening situation at the hands of another or chewing glass. Road rash is not something I'm keen to discover. Trampoline rash was bad enough. Um, I like pictures of the desert, but I really could do with never going there.

mmmmmmmm
ahhhhh
yeah that is hott


i'll be right back

I would not want to.....
 

- eat oysters
- swim the english channel
- see Lady Gaga in concert
- drive a racecar
- participate in any rodeo event
- move to a tiny town

I didnt have a needle poked in my cornea but I did have scaples scrap off layers of my corneas...last summer. And yes, i was awake and watching it from "inside"

I guess all these things go back to my mom telling me DON'T DO THAT, SELLY as a child?