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you know you are in hell when....
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....
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you know you are in hell when....
When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.
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when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.
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oh god....now its Maury Povich....
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Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!:passinggas:
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Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws
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When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115
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Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!
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When there is only "ONE" of You. And 35 medical associates :readfineprint:all wanting things ASAP :|
The first answer that comes to mind is....:deepthoughts: Annnnnnnddddddddd you want what? When? :cigar2: |
When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!
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I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......
All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney :blink: http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...153/barney.gif |
hahah oh come on you gotta love it
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Whoever heard of a purple dinosaur anyway?:blink: |
when you go through what I went through. The hairs on your neck will stand up.
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keeping it old skool
...when you have to listen to the needle skipping on the record.
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when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.
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When it takes a pain pill,a muscel relaxer and dam near a traction to get any kind of a nights sleep.
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You're on the interstate and you gotta go num.2 and there's not a rest area in sight.
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You know you are in hell...
when the movers come to move some of my furniture...pull right up in the front yard...loud noise...they have just backed into my solid brick custom made mailbox and newspaper holder. A thousand bricks imploded and my house goes on the market tomorrow. Nice.
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hell is....
when you discover that the options you have are to stay in a crazy-making situation to be with your loved ones. to leave would be to break a promise you made to yourself that no matter how hard it gets, you're not leaving. and to leave would be to destroy your identity that you have built over years. hell is when you have to fight not to BECOME as crazy as the people that made the situation are. hell is feeling like you have to choose between that fear and the fear that if you stay, you will spend the years you are still healthy enough to leave wondering every day if you should...hell is being so isolated for so long that you have no-one to help, should you decide to leave. hell i know.
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when you go to Walmart on a weekend....especially before a storm :|
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When U get that sinking feeling in your gut that says, OH SH*$!
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You know you're in hell when ... you see no way out.
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When you end your marriage but because you co-own your home with your ex, you can't legally kick him out, and you wouldn't anyway because his daughter (whose children you've been raising), her loser boyfriend, and her three kids are all there with you and if you kicked their mom and grandparent out, they'd take the kids no matter what effect it might have on them -- including threatening to move a 4lb newborn preemie who is on a heart/breathing monitor into a transient hotel -- making you the Evil One. Then your hell only increases when he's supposed to close on his new house mid-September, but it gets delayed to mid-October, then to mid-November with another two weeks after closing before they can move in because of repairs that are needed.
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When your driving home from work, not thinking about it being Halloween, and a car turns right past you and when you zoom in on the driver, it's a big ole scary clown!!! Scared me to bits!!!!!!
http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/5...yyegefqbv3.jpg Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!!!!! |
When heaven seems so far away
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You KNOW your in HELL because you found yourself falling into the Pit of FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
Oh wait.........that was just a nightmare.:seeingstars: |
You can't get any cell phone coverage, or wifi.
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when BFP disappears and you have no access to the games..damn I was jonesing to play mahjong!
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When the good and careful renovation contractors who've picked up your moldy floor after a destructive hurricane discover that the main beams, (sills), of your house have extensive rot which will be very expensive to fix, then they notice a problem with the foundation. Well, it's supposed to be a foundation, and the previous contractor who put it in charged you full price for a foundation, but it doesn't hold anything up, and it's not built right, either. The open floor has revealed that they never filled the block, which has been deliberately laid in the wrong place. They built a false wall across the front of your house that looked exactly like a foundation so that they didn't have to do any hard work. It's scenery masquerading as a foundation, and will need to be rebuilt with money that's supposed to raise the house.
Then the bonded, licensed, careful house builder tells you that raising the house to get a basement, which is the Holy Grail you've been working into your plans for several years, will cost three times the amount of funds FEMA will provide for raising the house, and will take three times longer than you thought, (as if you could afford it anyway). Then, when you come home from a long dentist appointment you discover that someone has slashed your tire. You know that you're in Hell when the most pleasant part of your day was getting four cavities filled. At least my teeth look nice. |
When you go from having three cars to having NONE... like THAT :|
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When every conversation with your mother ends with the "If you would just find a man to knock you up..."
No matter who often I tell her I'm gay, it's always the "you just haven't found the right one" NO, I HAVE.. you just refuse to accept her. Which breaks my heart, and hers. Which I can not abide. You've hurt me for 40 years, you will not have an opportunity to do that to my sweet sweet boy. |
you realize you have neglected to push down all the storm windows and the 21 degree temps tonight are singing in thru the screens on all your windows...
and because of my shoulder surgery, my arm/shoulder does not bend to pull this off NOW. damn hell is so friggin COLD :cold: |
hell......
when your team is down 24 points in a MUST WIN game.... |
When you walk outside and the frigid air pierces your body, everything is dead or gray and dismal and there is an inch of ice on the windshield.
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