Wish Granted!
 

This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it!

The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.

3. The 2nd poster then wishes for something of their own.

For example:

First person: I wish I had a 100" tv

Second person: Wish granted! You now have a tv that is 100" wide and 2" tall. (Then make your own wish)

I'll start: I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish Granted! You now have a million dollars. In monopoly money.


I wish I had a new truck

BA zing AAAAAAAAA... A new matchbox car truck!!!!

I wish I had a horse!

Wish granted! A lame 30 year old horse!!!

I wish I was in Brazil

ok....Brazil, PA!

I wish for a hot sexy FtM to sweep me off my feet....

(cant wait for this one!)

Wish granted. Now what did he do with the push broom.

I wish that I could retire.

Wish granted!! You retire and go on an exotic cruise, but the ship gets caught up in a storm and sinks. You are the only survivor who makes it to the nearby island where you are devoured by the cannibals.

I wish for a new truck, a real one that I can drive.

Lol!

Wish granted!! You arrive at a beautiful spa resort and are escorted to a lavish room, where you are given cleaning supplies and told the work day ends at 5 pm. You look around and realize in dismay that you are to clean the restrooms.

I wish that I would win the lottery.

you win the lottery...for a new free ticket

I want to go on a cruise to Alaska...with Sarah Pallin as my boat boi...

Congratulations!! You are now out in the middle of the ocean, trapped on a Schooner, cruising to Alaska. Please keep all objects inside the boat.

If you need something, Sarah will be glad to get it for you, if you can stop her from talking long enough. Let me introduce your other boat mates:


Glenn Beck
Newt Gingrich
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Glenn Beck
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingraham
Michael Savage
Pat Robertson

Bon Voyage!
:byebye:


i wish i had all the answers.

Poof! You have all the answers.

Your least favorite ex has all of the questions. It's up to you to match which go with which.

I wish I had a boat! :)

Hands Jo a tarnished old worthless gravy boat with a :cheesy:

i wish i could see Earth, Wind & Fire in concert!

(hands you dirt, a lighter, and a fan and turns on the cd player)
There you go!

i wsh i had a 12" pianist

uh.....

Chef, may i introduce you to the world's smallest pianist, who is 1 foot tall

i wish i had a new computer

Granted! It is, however just out of warranty and due to self destruct at midnight :( :readfineprint::byebye:

poof!
you are Richard Simmons!

i wish i had a cool blow up doll like G?

Your wish has been granted!!!! Yay!
So sorry about the explosion ...

Wish I had another parrot.

walllaaaaaaaaaaaa...freezer that will continually fill up with ben and jerry's...I will be kind to you...it fills up alright...just with no cartons....


on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...

ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs

Wish Granted!! Your entire house is now filled to the rafters with figs.

I wish that I was at the beach!

*waving my magic wand*

yay Jesse, you're now at Anderson beach! (a local sink hole some call the beach)

i wish i could sing well

yes, my dear..bippity boppidy boooo...

forever more you will be able to sing "my dingaling" perfectly...no other song...

lord, I wish I had a small farm in a small town in Ky

and suddenly, you have morphed into polar bear! <gasping for colder air>

ohhh...tonight I want a job that I love and who loves me and pays me lots of money

POOF you are in Waco TX....... in the old Coresh house.....

i wish i had a steak and sweet potato right now

Shazam! You have a delicious steak and sweet potato pie right now....too bad you were in the shower and mid-shampoo. :blink:

I wish all the packing was already done....

POOF! Packing is done. Unfortunately, it's on it's way to China.

... I wish I was home right now....

Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....

shazammmmm
me in a coffee cup......
lol

ha ha ha ha

i wish i was camping this weekend at the lake

POOF! You're at the lake camping .... and the torrential rain storm expected to last the next three days JUST started.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.