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If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook 2. chauffeur 3. housekeeper 4. masseuse 5. personal secretary |
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Masseuse! I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself. Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you. Neat thread Doll. Thanks, A |
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HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!
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I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.:laundryday:
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I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????
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I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me... :(
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omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.
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Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.
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none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)
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If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)
But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up. The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.
My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks. There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek! I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room. Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too. ...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please? Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing. Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom. Thanks for the dream spinning. Smooches, Keri |
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masseuse please
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I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.
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Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment. :)
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It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.
My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov.... You get the idea....close enough. :eyebat: |
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Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook! :eating:
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Housekeeper.. Hands down win...
That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of... sigh.. |
[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No 2. chauffeur-YES 3. housekeeper-No 4. masseuse-No 5. personal secretary-No |
Massuses is what I picked
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Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!
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i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?
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omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!
But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being. |
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masseuse.............
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I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.
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Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?
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since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur :blink:...housekeeper gets my vote.
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I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....
I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up. I love to drive, just check my speeding record. I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much. So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued. A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty :) |
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Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...:giggle:
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Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.
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I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. :)
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