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I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........
Back in the day it was... I wish I had a dime for every time......So with inflation and cost of living higher than it was back in the day.
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:seeingstars:I wish I had a dollar for every time a car cut in front of me on the freeway today, it's CRAZY out there!!
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I wish I a dollar for every time I have to pull up and back up and screw around to try to park my truck, between 2 compact cars that are not centered in their parking places.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I drove my parents to their doctor's appointments, then I'd have the cash to pay for gas.
Ahh, but this is my job right at the moment and that's okay:carride::cough:. |
I wish I had a dollar for every time my students yell out "Hey Miss"....One day they will realize I have a name :|
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I wish I had a dollar for every resume I've sent out this year.
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I have to tell Tom please don't run that black car thru the carwash :|
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said , they would teach me how to dance. Nothing to it, it's sooooooooooo easy.
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... why shouldnt you run a black car thru a car wash?? :confused: |
I wish I had a dollar for every lie told by a politican...of any party. :)
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I'll be in the East Wing. :blink: |
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has ever doubted someone else's talent...
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i wish i had a dollar for everytime i have had to tell just ONE employee how to do their job
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I wanted to get something but couldn't because I didn't have enough money....and then I'd go shopping and find the closest orphanage or children's home and surprised them with goodies.
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I wish I had a dollar everytime I heard someone say "If you did xxxx and xxxx your fibro and chronic pain would be cured!!!! If I had that $$$$ I would buy them a one way ticket to Siberia!
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For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...ilies/sexy.gif
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for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....
I m really starting to get offended by this... |
I wish I had a dollar every time I didn't say what I want to say
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I wish I had a dollar for every commenrcial I've had to sit through on the radio... then I could buy a cd player lol
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I ask, when are going to fix the fence?
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wear the color yellow. I'd be banking in the bucks!
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wish i had a dollar for every time ive been run out of the womens rest room... gave up.. but the mens usually stinks to bad!
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Wish I had a dollar for everytime I play spider solitare , when I really should be doing something else.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse.
and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too. I could have retired at 35! M |
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Because a carwash even know it's water and not the brushes it takes the wax off the car , and I get tire of rewaxing his demo's :) They have a degreaser in the soap to get the car cleaner faster :) Not a fan of car washes , just sayin |
I wish I had a dollar for every time I said .....come on potty outside
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I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time...
...someone shouts "Hey you've lost a wheel" when I'm riding my unicycle.
...and when the numerous teenage boys ask "Can I have a go on that, I bet I can do it" only to fall off instantly :lol2: |
I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)
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wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!
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I get the finders fee, knothead! I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?) |
Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.:seeingstars: me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them
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Woff Woff!! Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!! Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!" Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes! |
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...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol
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