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The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 03:55 PM

Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?
 
Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.

Julie 01-02-2011 04:08 PM

I have visited Mister Bent's page a few times...
BUT NOW...
I will have to visit it daily - maybe even a few times a day --
Perhaps I will read all of Mister Bent's visitor messages.
Perhaps I will follow conversations.
Perhaps I will leave little messages.
Perhaps I will be part of this phenomenological experience (I think that is a word).

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 04:13 PM

Never gonna give never gona give....
 

Julie 01-02-2011 04:14 PM

Maybe everybody who stalks Mister Bent!
Wants to do the Nasty Nasty with him!

***Gasp

Not admitting if I did or didn't!

Jet 01-02-2011 04:18 PM

No, I like him because he uses a cap.

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 04:19 PM

I've been rickrolled
 
What the hell?

Queerasfck 01-02-2011 04:21 PM

I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........


Mister Bent 01-02-2011 04:27 PM

I prefer Paul Mitchell Dry Wax.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 258120)
I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........


Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*

waxnrope 01-02-2011 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258123)
Bent uses no cap, all the gray is natural.

I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself?

It all feels so *Black Swan.*

I'll have to stalk him for sure now ... a tutu? :seeingstars: :hamactor:

Queerasfck 01-02-2011 04:33 PM

Here'a thought.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258098)
Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.


Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.



http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OoL3cuZer_0/Ss...n%20Served.jpg
A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!

Queerasfck 01-02-2011 04:35 PM

This is just like a celebrity roast and Mister Bent is Shatner.

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 04:36 PM

Yikes
 

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 258130)
Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about.

Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit.

It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I?????
God, I'm awful and going to hell.



http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OoL3cuZer_0/Ss...n%20Served.jpg
A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon!


Miss Scarlett 01-02-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258118)
What the hell?

Really! Wondering if this is the first incident of Rickrolling here on the Planet...:thinking:

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 04:42 PM

I, too, am often asked
 
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 04:48 PM

It all started...
 



Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258138)
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

- The Shat


Tucker 01-02-2011 04:59 PM

Pull your blinds down.
 


I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is.
(I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.)

"I'm coming around
Better pull your blind down
I'm coming to get you

I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight
I'll look thru your window til dawn
I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful
Of you doing porn"


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1O...tacheRides.jpg




Dude 01-02-2011 05:00 PM

I had to look.
Then I needed to look at the gallery which I hoped would explain the cap.
Then I got sucked all up in the story of Ben.
Then I had to go back to the famous person's profile to see the number because
I forgot the first time around.

Ms. Meander 01-02-2011 05:12 PM

I am totally stalking Mister Bent! I am certain that at least 3/4 of those views are from me, during sleepless nights when I can think of nothing other than, "who is this guy? what makes him tick? what's he up to now?". Inquiring minds must know!

DapperButch 01-02-2011 05:14 PM

Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page!

I was disappointed to say the least....

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 05:15 PM

The things one can find on the internetz...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 258147)


I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is.
(I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.)

"I'm coming around
Better pull your blind down
I'm coming to get you

I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight
I'll look thru your window til dawn
I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful
Of you doing porn"


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1O...tacheRides.jpg





As his thread starter I have to let you know due to the economy prices were raised.


Tucker 01-02-2011 05:22 PM


I found this under my pillow this morning.
Can I use it?

http://nastyish.com/images/wilford%2...ide-ticket.jpg






The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 05:24 PM

Musical Break.
 



:blueheels:

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 258159)

I found this under my pillow this morning.
Can I use it?

http://nastyish.com/images/wilford%2...ide-ticket.jpg


Do I look like some sort of carnival ride?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...rris_wheel.jpg

Tucker 01-02-2011 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258166)
Do I look like some sort of mustache bash?


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squi...ache-party.jpg




Well, come to think of it. Yes, you do!

http://www.notquitesouthsurrey.com/w...1/mustache.jpg


bigbutchmistie 01-02-2011 06:07 PM

I voted I dont know what the hell you are talking about LOL because Im not sure I have even visited his page.. Kudos to having 7000 views though.. Someone has a stalker LOL

afixer 01-02-2011 06:08 PM

although I do like most of his post I do not stalk Mista Bent.

DapperButch 01-02-2011 06:12 PM

Well with Miss Diva, we know her 7, 382 visits are all about her sexiness.

For Bent, I think it is about those awesome dog(s) of his...can't be about him, can it? :blink:

weatherboi 01-02-2011 06:16 PM

http://taskhandlers.com/graphics/photostories_81.jpg

Chancie 01-02-2011 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Snow
Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy
Duh, I'm a Stalker
I consider myself paparazzi
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...


To leave him little messages? :|

DomnNC 01-02-2011 06:23 PM

I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


Oh but I voted Paparrazi, cuz I have cameras!! lol

Dreamer 01-02-2011 06:24 PM

http://cdn.foxconnect.com/media/cata...5-20100828.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 258197)
I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


:|

Dirty!!

DomnNC 01-02-2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258199)
:|

Dirty!!

I can't help it! It's just who I am, I'll own that, chuckles.

weatherboi 01-02-2011 06:30 PM

http://img2.ranker.com/list_img/5576...=1284389634000




Quote:

Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 258197)
I got this on my page but come on Snow, I don't wanna, he's a dude kinda fella and I don't wanna vote on his "pole", that just wouldn't feel right. I don't wanna see it! Grins evilly! But out of idle curiousity who would I be voting for Mr Bent to put it in?

The_Lady_Snow
Please stop by and vote in Mr Bent's Pole


Oh but I voted Paparrazi, cuz I have cameras!! lol


The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 258202)
I can't help it! It's just who I am, I'll own that, chuckles.



Funny how a pole got you in here though

;)

rainintothesea 01-02-2011 06:31 PM

This entire thread is cracking me up. Just wanted to contribute. I haven't been stalking Mr. Bent, but apparently all the cool kids are doing it... ;)

Or checking out his "pole," anyway. Hahahaha...

DomnNC 01-02-2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258204)
Funny how a pole got you in here though

;)

Laughs, now you know I couldn't pass up a lil chance at some fun fuckery!!

weatherboi 01-02-2011 06:50 PM




Quote:

Originally Posted by rainintothesea (Post 258205)
This entire thread is cracking me up. Just wanted to contribute. I haven't been stalking Mr. Bent, but apparently all the cool kids are doing it... ;)

Or checking out his "pole," anyway. Hahahaha...


shadows papa 01-02-2011 06:53 PM

Had to vote "I have no idea what the hell you are talking about" on this one. That's a LOT of page visits!


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