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This is a place to put your Overheard @ The (fill in the blank). Example: Overheard @ The Daywalkers yesterday ~ :bbq: Quote: "...she wants to use the new foil, not the left over foil. Fine. FINe. Here, use a piece of the 40 year old good stuff." :tinfoil: :huhlaugh: Have fun n remember ~ try not to run too fast with scissors. :skateboard: :daywalker: |
Overheard @ The Daywalkers: Mrs. Day "I love U for your Tuna" :stillheart: Me: " http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...%20%281%29.gif Oh, really" :weedsmoke: Mrs. Day "...tuna FISH Daywalker" Me: "http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...%20%281%29.gif *grin* yeah, that's a whole lot different" :farmer: Mrs. Day: "...tuna fish SALAD Daywalker" Me: "...this pleases the Gay MaN in mah head" :awww: :seesaw: :daywalker: |
Awhile back at work me and a friend decided to write down what other nurses were saying on the phone.... One sided conversations can get quite interesting.....
One specific conversation i remember went somethings like this.... "How may i help you? Oh gosh it hurt that bad? When he takes it out or puts it in? Both? Have you tried using saline to moisten it? Try taking pain meds prior because it has to be done. Change your position and try relaxing. You have to trust him. Is he not gentle? Ask him to pack it in a different way, from a different angle. Good luck and please you have to do this everyday, promise me. Call us back if you won't let him and we will send someone out to do it for him." We laughed and laughed. It was overheard from a nurse on the phone with a patient regarding a dressing change her husband was doing daily. But, omg we nurses enjoy a good laugh at work too. |
Somewhere, sometime some Sunday night
Wow, he knows how to throw a FIT!
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Overheard outside just now ~ 2 girls walking by, one on the cell phone says ~ :phonegab: "...you think I'm playin'...I ain't playing. I will cut a bitch. OK? OK? Yeah, that's what I thought! Ok, love you too Boo...see U at home" :rose: :daywalker: |
Overheard at work last night:
The remote still works better for the tv than the phone. |
I honestly don't understand why we can't all just become atheists. G_d would understand.
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Overheard at a Village Inn somewhere near you....
Me: "Oh hell, honey... you get us a table.. I need to go change" Damon: "why?" Me: "I put my damn pants on inside out!" Damon: " :| :huhlaugh:" Me: after coming back from the bathroom to find you still at the counter texting... "Who are you telling that to?!?!?!?" :| :| :| :| |
At the beach Publix:
I swear we are invaded my zombies. They're so pale and thin and they shuffle around moaning. No dear those are teenagers. (I laughed my ass off.That couple had a sense of humor.) |
At library:
"I don't understand why they are saying this word hates gay people." Said by elementary age child learning about homophones. |
At work tonight:
Me: Hey ... You remember what you told me last week? Yes. Me: Keep this up and I'll be joining you. How long you been here? Me: Almost a year *eyeroll, sigh* How.....? Me: Stupidity? Both of us look at each other, start laughing... Res comes up.. "Who's flying?" Me: We are... far far away.... Res: I've lost my mind. Us: Join us...we're mindless too... :| |
Overheard in our driveway: Me: "...if we had a nickel for every time I forgot to roll the cans out. ((crow fly over distracts me)) Ok...wait, what was I just talking about" Mrs. Day: "...you were about to give me $50" Me: :| :eyebrow: :daywalker: |
I can't remember what I overheard last.....I'm still lookin' for the damned dream thread.....
There's something about being in a train car on a track that's not finished and it smashing through barricades and into the Chatahoochee River....couldn't I at LEAST dream about a CLEAN, SHALLOW river???? |
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Ooohhhhhh...you mean the one you used to post in over 'there'. I dont think I duplicated that thread here yet. I think I took Stephen Kings title Nightmares & Dreamstates or something. :moonstars: I'm too occupied trying to rub the sand outta mah eyes to look right now. :glasses: I could start another, unless you wanna do the honors, so no one gets dizzy. :jester: :moonstars: :daywalker: |
My daughter who is 6 telling me this...Mom theres a hole in the fridge
Me: what are you talking about? Her: inside the fridge there is a hole Me: you mean theres a space on the shelf? Her: yes i think that spot should be filled up with food. mind you i just got home from costco where i dropped 150 on food. :| |
Res: Look here! That's my grandson *points to paper*
Me: Awesome. Congrats! Res: *proceeds to tell me the story of how he supported him* Me: Fantastic. I've bet you've read the article a million times. Res: No... not a million. 43. Me: :cracked: |
Overheard on Facebook: Anonymous person's Status: :papac: Hello pot, meet kettle. My Reply: That's it. I'm naming my next Hookah...'Kettle'. :weedsmoke: :daywalker: |
MBE: *signing credit card receipt*
Me: :| :deepthoughts: MBE: What baby? Me: Why are you signing *my* receipt? MBE: :rofl: |
Overheard @ The Daywalkers Mrs. Daywalker: "...Daddi ~ if there's an Earthquake, the first thing you gotta grab is your jars of weed!" :cannabis: :daywalker: |
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During all of this, we were going thru mah variety jars. :cannabis: One has shake in it, for reserves. One has buds that are caked in THC powder (from inside mah grinder). I empty one n show her the different baggies of powder covered nuggets of goodness. She has whiffed so many jars this morning (cuz she loves n humors me)...she picks up the jar I just emptied the baggies out of and said "...here Daddi, here's a jar to put them in" :| :rofl: :daywalker: |
Overheard in the car driving thru the Hills of Vacaville: "Oh, great...I just got the GPS (aka Sabra) stoned" :doh: :weedsmoke: :daywalker: |
Overheard this Morning "It's not that scary, open yer mouth..." :police: :daywalker: |
Me: I thought for your lunch I'd mix the leftover fajitas with some rice.
Butch, shaking like an enthusiastic puppy: Okay!! Me: :sunglass: Butch, still dancing in place: All those peppers!! It's butt-wigglin' good!! :cheesy: *hmmm... possibly I should cook with more peppers...* |
Yesterday, shopping with my son. I planned to buy some plants that were outside the store so I told my son to help me remember which ones to tell the cashier to ring up.
Me: "Ok, remember the 3 gallon hibiscus and the $15 assorted tropical" Son: "3 gallon hibiscus, $15 tropical. Got it." We get inside and spend about an hour looking around and shopping, so of course I forgot what we were getting. I told my son to tell the cashier which plants. Son: *thinking for a moment* "We're getting a 15 3-gallon high biscuit. Oh, and it's tropical!" Me: :| Cashier: :confused: At least it jogged my memory so I could translate it to the cashier. My son was slightly embarassed but chuckled about it. Now we have officially named it "The Almighty High Biscuit" LOL |
Oh, I forgot about this one til just now. On the way to purchase the "high biscuit", we were singing in the car as usual. My son is kinda geeky like me so he loves oldies and showtunes so we popped in one of the mix CDs I made. A few songs in, "Mr Sandman" starts playing. We are both merrily singing along. Then I happen to notice what my son is singing.
Son: *belting it out at the top of his lungs* "Mr Sandman, Bring me a drink..." Me: "A drink?" Son: "Yeah. What?" Me: totally cracking up and had to google the lyrics on my Droid to prove to him that it is supposed to be "Bring me a dream" I love my kid...LOL |
Out to lunch with my folks today...
My dad said something to my mom that I did not hear but I most certainly heard the reply... Mom: Dick your a asshole! Dad: :| Me: *blink* *giggle* Mom: evil eye Dad: :| Me: *giggle* Mom: flips dad the bird behind his back while people in the restaurant are staring at them... I guess that is what 45 years together will do... Man I love them both so much... |
Overheard on a Miracle Whip commercial: Miracle Whip is the greatest party of all time. It's a party all the time, but it's in my mouth. Everyone's gonna be there. :| :shocking: :daywalker: |
Mrs C--will u love me forever?
Mr C--yes ma'am...just don't kill anyone or cheat on me (dont want to test it) Mrs C--even if I were 1000lbs & (insert more outrageous stuff here) Mr C-- for sure Mrs C-- I wouldn't be attractive. I wouldn't feel right you having sex with me if you weren't attracted to me anymore... Mr C-- :blink: then don't do that... |
My brother-in-law to his girlfriend after burning himself when removing something from the oven, 'do you need a safe word, if its self inflicted pain?'.
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Me: telling my pop a story about someone who has "the worst case of short timers disease ever"..
my daugher: hey mom!..does that only effect people of a certain height? me: :|:|:|:blink: |
"You were the one gifted with computer skills, I was just gifted with a big cock."
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Overheard at Kamp Koolaid Sabra ~ "She looks like she's been rode hard n put up wet" :shocking: Day ~ "...thing is, I don't think she been put up yet" :sunglass: :daywalker: |
caller: "what could i use instead of paint for my car?"
"why not try contact paper?" - click and clack. |
Overheard in PamPams truck an hour ago: :weedsmoke: A Hummer drives by with those big Balls hanging off the back. Daywalker: "Gas sucker..." PamPam: "...yeah!" :police: Daywalker to Hummer: "We car pooled to get cigarettes, what have U done for the Earth today!?" :cheesy: :daywalker: |
Overheard in Portland:
"You can buy zip ties anywhere. Target, even." :| |
overheard at the 7-eleven
"if you are really serious about the business you have to get a fog machine" |
On the show 40 Greatest Pranks 2.
"This is on me, and maybe later I can get on you." "Maybe you should have 2 drinks so your girlfriend looks better." |
Overheard in the car on Mack Road today: :carride: Mrs Day: "...there's a lot of people out driving today...gives me anxiety Daddi" :spruceup: Daywalker: "...no problem. I'll just deploy my American Consumer Product Dispensary Tactic for this situation" :ohm: Mrs Day: <head tilt>>>> "...huh?" :tinfoil: Daywalker: "We're gonna pull into Walgrees up ahead. By the time you've reached the door you should feel that anxiety just melting away..." :formalbow: :daywalker: |
T: "You have a hairy flower..." Actually talking about a plastic toy flower that had long purple hair lol
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