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Derail Me ~ Please!
That's right! :hangloose: A thread just to celebrate those who are compulsive derail-ers or for those who would like to give it a try. :yeahthat: Let's start off by talking about...Thread Derailing! :threadjack: Ready Set Derail :byebye: :daywalker: |
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I like steaks on a train but I'm not big on snakes on a plane.
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Randomly derailing this thread!
Tomorrow we're going to the Fair. I will see Carnies there!
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I still think Eggs got a bad rap though. :farmeggs: :daywalker: |
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I think Vanilla Ice was worse rap. Did he come before the chicken? If so, how thoughtless. |
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The circus scares me, just clowns, but still they are scary. |
It's dark out, I swear I did not know those were not eggs. :moonstars: :byebye: :daywalker: |
i almost flucked up Divas road trip thread..thank goodness for the back space key.
in other news im loving this weather we have going on up here in Northern Calif. :hangloose: |
Could we please get back to the topic? It's so rude to just go off on tangents.
Oh wait. SQUIRREL! |
sometimes the gym hot tub smells like old socks, I don't go in it then.
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Do you know how to make Parmesan chicken?
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Derail Trifecta
I had toast with butter and runny grape jelly for dinner because my frozen meal sucked.
That was after some jackass almost hit my car when I was stationary and they pulled out without looking. I tooted my horn (it's a hybrid, it isn't strong enough to honk) without letting up and she just kept going. I need to get Friends on DVD. |
Toast is such the topic but, come to think of it I had a random thought. So I think we should talk about random thoughts.
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Is this one of those :passinggas: jokes? :daywalker: |
Cheese is good, but my new favorite show is Hollywood Treasures. :weedsmoke: :daywalker: |
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Ummm, steaks on a train? I like Steaks and Eggs for breakfast. Snakes on a plane are fine with me; as long as they stay on SouthWest while I use Continental. It's snakes in the grass that caused me to buy a new lawn mower. Speaking of squirrels, it's a pitty Scrat from Ice Age keeps loosing his nuts! |
I sold my treasures in the trailer park.
The circus people bought my guitar. I just partook with a cop 30ft away. He's after someone else and amping up my adrenaline so I had to. Apparently some burgler got away from them 4 blocks away and they are not taking it well. They are communicating with their fucking sirens trying to flush him out or make him hide better? |
Cheese is good.
I want to know how Sierragirl nearly fucked up my Road Trip thread....look out, Blanche, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! :| I want a 3/4 guitar. I have short fingers. |
the suspect was caught.
the moth in here is smarter than me. I'm craving steak stuffed with blue cheese , a big salad with avocado's and garlic bread. |
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I'd make it more often, but I think my oven is wonky. The top part seems to hold the temperature, but the bottom is cooler and things don't brown right. I know that heat rises, but I don't see how this could be possible in a space as small as an oven for crissakes. Maybe Aj can explain it to me.....help!!! I've never understood thermodynamics....well, not beyond the "heat rises" part. :seeingstars: |
I am no where near an AJ but heat rising has something to do with the weight of the molecule and gravity.....i think.
However, the above leads me to this thought: I need a manicure today and i have no idea what color to paint my nails. I'm thinking purple. |
It is now time for a musical interlude and crying..... I always cry when I hear this song come on, sing with me now back to the derailments! |
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Speaking of Fritos, is it too early to start thinking about lunch? |
I am so pre-menstrual!
It was all the steak talk - really, not a derail at all. And speaking of derails - What does it mean to debunk? |
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*wonders if you die with nail polish on if it shows on your hands when you are a ghost. I'll have to pay more attention the next time i see one. |
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Who eats those marshmallow bananas?
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Mahhhhhhhhhh Banana haz a first name... :byebye: :daywalker: |
I need some good reasons to give Jo so she will let me start :weedsmoke: again.
Sweet watermelon really doesnt seem too sweet! |
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More importantly, why does *she* have watermelon when I do not....and I'm only 2 rooms away??? And...why does the cat feel compelled to sleep on my desk when I'm working? I want a sandwich. |
i wonder if anyone else caught the fact that Jo just let me know i needed to fix her a sandwich?
The Casey Anthony trial is supposed to wrap by end of the week. |
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Mabel would like a sandwich too. Sometimes she just wants butter. I'm still wondering why Gracie would not eat her pineapple jello last night. |
What's for lunch? Anyone read a newspaper lately? Will they ever really be a thing of the past?
Discuss amongst yourselves. |
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a billion points for getting this reference. |
:sunglass: "If U wanna Ride...Ride the White Pony" :hangloose: :whip: :daywalker: |
Are brown ones bad?
*thinks i may be missing the point. big shocker. |
Derail is exactly what I intend on doing in a serious way. All this food talk is boring me to tears. lol
Let me put some fire under you DW I just ordered my cute little live sex toy fucking machine boi this great harness: http://www.edenfantasys.com/sparepar...oys-dvds-27645 and this dong http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/buck So maybe we'll pack the cooler with some watermelon, take the kayaks out to a secluded place out by the lake and fuck in the water since the harness can get wet. |
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