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What skeeves you?
Just a few of the things that skeeve me OUT:
Reading about the pubic hair Medusa found painted to her office wall. The weird sticky stuff that accumulates *under* the shelves in the fridge. Clipped finger or toe nails on the CARPET! Pick that stuff up! What skeeves you? |
The sound of Hym biting Hys nails...literally makes me cringe.
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I guess the sound of a drill or the hammering of my doctors as they replace a hip or total knee replacement. I have been trying to get accustomed to the sight and sound but no matter how many we do a day, it just skeeves me out.
Ohhh, and the neighbors dog that barks at his own shadow ~grinz~ |
Couch beds and Murphy beds.
I was closed up in a Murphy bed by my sister, when I was about 6 years old, at the Francis Scott Key Hotel in Washington, DC, and it terrified me. I can still smell the odor of that closet that the bed folded into, and see the steel workings/hoist mechanism of the bed in that dark closet. I thought that bed had eaten me. :eek: So to this day, if I know that a couch folds out into a sleeper, I won't sit on it and would NEVER EVER sleep on one. I won't sit or go near a Murphy bed, either. Just the thought of that skeeves the :crap: out of me. ~Theo~ :bouquet: |
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Public nail clipping. What? Do that shit at home! |
Roaches
Someone tapping me on the shoulder People who peel their sunburned skin in public I am sure there are more things...will be back later |
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Wet garbage.
People who touch wet garbage then don't immediately wash their hands and go around touching things. People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom. People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom and go around touching things. Actually, these things also make me want to hurl. (Why is there no smiley for that??) |
Feeling what's under a restaurant table.
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Someone reading over my shoulder.
Most white foods (I know...it is odd.) Reading professionally published work with editing errors. |
People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing
People with horrid table manners People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok) People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl Sticky-fingered children Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon) If I think about it too long...buffets Dylan |
Dirt under fingernails.:ballngag:
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Skeeves!
* Dirty fingernails
* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths * Dirty butt smells * Gelatinous pate' * Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking * Christmas sweaters and socks * "Purity" Balls * Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was * Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks |
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As Are The Non-HandWashers, Dylan |
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YES! Medusa (who once read a medical journal with a reference to a tumor on the "butthocks" and "leesions" on the thighs.) |
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Kiwis
Clingy People Whining |
nails on the fucking chalkboard
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people who dont think before they speak...or try to sound smarter than they really are.....
people who overstep boundaries with no regard for their actions...makes me want to hurl actually.... rudeness in any form....puts a bad taste in my mouth and i always have a hard time not judging them for it... |
I scream like a bitch and run when I see these!
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the word, skeeve. i've never really been a fan--maybe it's a west coast thing. carry on.
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what in the world is that? |
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Being licked on the face by Dogs. Cat's are OK, go figure.
:rollcat: Pashi |
Teeth scraping across a fork when someone eats. It about kills me. I can't take it.
Rufus. |
Victim posturing.
Anything that comes out of a cat. It's like Satan's excrement. |
~Once my Lucy caught me with my mouth open (I know....that skeeves out the masses) and HER tongue touched MY tongue...I knew right then I was going to be hurling my toenails....which also would have skeeved me out to no end (even though they were finely manicured).
~People who smack when they eat. That's like a 12 on my Skeeve~O~Meter. ~People who get in my personal space box without invitation. Step back, Sparky! |
* someone obsessively jangling change in their pocket
* bugs anywhere near my bed or clothing * touching people that I dont know and love when they are experiencing skin ailments * rotting mouths * chewing tobacco drippings out of rotting mouth corners * people who havent bathed in a month in a locked subway car * the smell of cigarettes |
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What's a purity ball? Rufus |
cracking knuckles
Barbra Streisand |
1. People who think they know what I think and decide to tell me what I think. WTF!! 2. Clingy people 3. Crickets 4. Threads/discussions about Butch penetration 5. Dirty people, in any form! 6. People trying to manipulate me 7. Dirty sheets, furniture, counters, etc. 8. Using a shopping basket without wiping down the handle Lord the list could go on *chuckling* |
surgeries that involve the eyes, nose or mouth
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"Motor lodges"
Ron Jeremy The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks |
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I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL |
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SNOT!
I have been puked on, pooped on, dealt with a long list of medical emergencies, seen all the blood and guts anyone should have to see in a life time and have not been close to being as skeeved as I am with snot. It will make me gag in a heartbeat, everytime. |
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And for another perspective, try this. Quote:
Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night. And Ron Jeremy! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope. I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution." I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits? http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../jumpsuits.jpg What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years? You're killing my dreams! |
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