Guess what I can do.....
 

^5....great thread, Belle!!!
 

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Ok I,m not sure what hitching with your toes is?

Lmfao...thats one way to get a ride!

I can flip my eyelids inside out to make "zombie eyes".

I can put a piece of necklace down my nostril and cough it back out my mouth. (discovered in high school)

I can do the splits (still!)

JUST G are ya listening?????... I think I see a bit of talent here for the show in Little Rock!!!!

I kill houseplants but can grow human skin in a dish.

This might require an equipped lab..

I don't seem to have special body talents

High squick factor that..:blink:

I can roll up the sides of my tongue thus making a tube of sorts.... a space which I can whistle through!

Can anyone make that farting noise with their armpits?

I've worked at learning that for years and I STILL can't master it!

response to Medusa
 

Yes, I can do the farting noises by cupping one palm under an armpit and jerking that arm up and down. If I go slow, I can make a long, very convincing fart sound.

Well, actually all of them are very convincing.
Not bragging, only being factual. :)

Edit:
I was with a woman in the 90s for like nine years. She was angry at me about something and became quite nasty verbally. I was damn determined not to engage and say nasty, mean things back to her. I got up and walked out of the room doing the fart noise under my arm. Pissed her right off without saying a word. LOL!

i like to recite john wayne lines, such as: "you got a brother. he's no good, but he's ya brother." "you wanna pick up that gun, ... i wish ya would." "fill your hands you son of a bitches!" at any moment i might say one of these lines or another. i'm quite good at this. and very proud!

quick story. my neice and i like to record on the phone. so she records me saying "fill your hands". she then puts this as a ringtone. well you got it, ... i'm sitting at a ballgame and it's a quiet moment. there goes that ringtone. i moved pretty darn fast.

i can't do tongue tricks. although i did hyper extend my tongue once. but that's another box score for another game.

3rd grade. i was sent out into the hall for doing the armpit sounds.

i can do the hambone. as a kid, i would do that on everything. my daddy, "mac! stop doing the hambone on the recliner's arm!"

i can whistle loud too. i can do the sexy whistle. proud!

i want to see laney run in high heels. :)

i'm proud of you all!

i can't whistle, tie a cherry stem with my tongue, or do the armpit farting thing, but i can...

make my ass clap
do splits and other ridiculous flexible things
pop my spine in and out of place (or rather, my spine is degenerating and i have vertebrae that slide in and out of place, especially when i sit/stand, so i can make them "click" back in place when lying down)
hold a conversation in mandarin chinese
read some sanskrit and tibetan (i'm rusty)
recite parts of the qur'an from memory
do the cupid shuffle, the electric slide, the cha cha slide, the wobble, the dougie, and a couple different versions of the detroit hustle
have entire conversations in quotes from the tv series firefly

I could dance the Funky Chicken in '72. A friend taught me.

I taught myself the Robot and the Michael Jackson slide. I can still dance those two today when cutting up. Don't know about the Funky Chicken.

response to Aishah
 

Making your ass clap is an awesome talent!!! Heh Heh!

I am laughing so hard at what everyone is sharing!

PB, thanks for this hilarious topic.

i'm pretty sure it's the same "stripper ass shake" laneydoll posted...at least, that's what i thought she meant. or twerking...it's similar to twerking.

i honestly don't understand the appeal, but my customers like it, so i guess i'm grateful i have it as a talent? lol :)

i just learnt to tie a cherry stem with my tounge...and tie a knot in headphone wires with my tounge without meaning to :twitch:
i can crack my full spine randomly making it sound like a xylaphone.
i can do the wave with my thumb.
i can wiggle my eyebrows seperatly and halfway wiggle my ear with out my hairline moving
i can make a poping sound with my cheek (i tend to do that only to annoy my family) :jester:

I can bend the joint on my fingers nearest my knuckles, concavely+

I can tell you every point on a horse, and tell you the genetics behind every color they can express

not only can I tie the cherry stem, I can eat the cherry too:cherry:

omg, this is amazing. :bowdown:

Does this have something to do with farting? :fart:

Yeah I just tried it to no avail. heh. I remember doing it as a kid though!

I can whistle in a few different ways!

I too can twirled a baton :cheesy: (I was briefly a member of the Southerettes baton troupe)

I can start a fire without matches or a lighter. (I used to teach outdoor survival skills)

I can imitate accents and area dialects fairly convincingly.

I can pop my shoulder out of socket.

You peeps have so many talents we could start our very own variety show for cable.

All we need is Medusa and June in the opening act singing...

I'm a little bit country
I'm a little bit rock and roll.