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best text you received today
This is truly inspired by my son from another mum. I get the oddest text messages from him.
Favorite of the day: 'You are so sweet you pee kool-aid' :koolaid: |
my morning text from my lovely wife "OMW" means she is coming home to me
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From a good friend...
"And onions I rushed over there need to set up off to work then to chiropractor little afternoon & thinking about you how was your region okay"
Oh, Siri.... I told her my "region" was fine, tyvm. :winky: |
Adorable video of my BFF's cat chasing its shadow.
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A picture text with some computer light.
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2 from my best best friend ...
I love you girl. you always make me feel appreciated!
HELP! I'M ALL OUTA PECANS ! |
A friend sent a sweet pic of angels to me. Made me happy. I have some nice friends.
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Neat thread!
My GF in FL on a business trip this week. Sent me a text today: Hey baby. Thnx for listening last night. Rough nite for me. I love you, xoxo |
hey mac, you know you are the breast! i mean best! best!
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My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay
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:::kiss:::
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Quote:
Yay............................................... |
From an accountant at work;
"Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. " and of course me being me I had to reply; "I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team." Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' ) |
From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!"
Supportive friends are the best! :-) |
"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes"
"GREEN GOOP!" |
I made dinner!
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Neat thread!
From good friends who are away on vacation to celebrate their anniversary.
"We are thinking about you and wondering how week is going, you precious thing." How awesome that they took a minute to say hey. :stillheart: my friends! |
Yesterday was a trying day. I received this from a buddy of mine who was trying to make me laugh when I was waiting at the vet's.
"Will you marry me?" Immediately followed by "Your Beau can be my best man!" Totally cracked me up...I love my friends |
" and yes of course it's ok"
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My bff's daughter (2.5 yrs old) asked her mom to text me a picture of her so that I could see her in her pajamas, wearing a back pack, and eating vegan cheese. She thought it was important that I see it. It was, indeed, a great sight.
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It is still early here but favorite so far is:
'I will drop by after dropping David off at school and bring you Nana's sewing machine' I am so excited!!! I want to make curtains for my bedroom and I have PROJECTS in mind |
My oldest daughter...telling me she was driving through Times Square.... :)
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"I just switch hands when I start to get a cramp. ;)"
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Best text today...
From my daughter:
Mom, I will go with you. |
"The Wonder Tongue got tha girl straight trippin' boo" ;)
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Best text today...
From a friend -
I have champagne 4 later |
This place is a disaster. :)
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From the same person who cracked me up the other day...
"Tell him he'd better put a ring on it before I do...LOL" |
"Your safe word is going to be 'keep going.'"
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"I am tightly packing. I am prepared for fashion emergencies"
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" I need to take you out to dinner after all these mashed potatoes"
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My butch plumber buddy:
'Good morning, my friend. Back to snaking and angle stops.' Her world is all about bathrooms. |
"Oh my grog. Camping. Fishing. Unless it's camping it up on the runway and fishing for compliments, leave me out of that!!"
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My brother who is a big Bears fan texted me and said ,I'm glad the Bears won, but it would feel better if we had beaten any other team besides yours. :)
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"i'm on the road" ..........
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"Day after mutherfucking tomorrow!!!!!"
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how to break your lease
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"Do you have a springform pan?"
I have no idea what that is, but apparently cheesecake comes out of them! |
"I may never let you go."
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I have 3 interviews set up for later this week.
(yippee we might get another FTE soon!) |
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