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Things you should never say on a date.
Things you should never say on a first date.
"Wow, you look soo much like my ex!" |
"Don’t Google me."
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
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"I don't believe in tipping."
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“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”
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"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."
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"I hate to ask, but my ex needs $50 for gas money..."
(it happened!) |
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i think i should say this just for the hell of it LOL. too funny. just to see the expression. |
"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"
Yup. It happened. |
"sorry i have just got to see who is texting me:
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"I just have to make a phone call, you don't mind, do you?"
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"i hate reading"
total turn off!!! NEXT!!! |
"You are really attractive to me, I am not attracted to thin women".
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*my ex this and my ex that*
true story |
"i am not political"
this made me want to poke my ears out!!! |
"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".
That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong. |
Give me your leftovers, I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow. :blink:
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"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"
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“Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully imprisoned. But the imprisoned part, sure. That sounds accurate.”
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I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!! |
First date, a few years back, and upon learning the organization I work for has offices in every state including two (at the time) that recognized gay marriage;
"So if we get married I can get on your health insurance, right?' Katniss~~(check, please....) p.s. I have no problem with someone checking their phone if they have minor children who are with a caregiver for the evening. That's just being a good parent. |
I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.
I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun . Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot . I'm the president of the local cat rescue. :seeingstars: |
No no...
"I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated."
A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it. |
What he said.
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"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)
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"Oh, I don't carry a purse (read: money)."
– Anonymous |
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"Pull my finger"
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You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble. :fastdraq:
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''Sorry but I am still in love with my ex..''
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"Is that your real hair?"
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you all are giving me lots to say on a date. for humor purposes only. i'm not joking. just wait. |
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I agree with wasting food, but I think the point above was that it was the other person's food they were trying to confiscate. That goes along with someone putting their hands in my plate without permission while I'm eating. No! |
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"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?
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