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Linus 01-13-2010 03:56 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
 
Figured time for a little fun. As an instructor we always say there are no stupid questions. Well... not quite true. So...

Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

Wanna hug?

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Linus 01-13-2010 04:03 PM
A: No. Reading comprehension is required. Remember, to answer a stupid question with an answer and then ask a stupid question.

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?

betenoire 01-13-2010 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33041)
Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 33047)
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?

Linus 01-13-2010 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 33050)
you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

always2late 01-13-2010 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33051)
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?
A. Because we are human and we LOVE to complicate our lives ;)

Linus 01-13-2010 04:13 PM
A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh?

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33051)
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash



why does she need a glue stick to get her tree down? and does she have a glue gun?
Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

directions? What directions?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 33055)
A: Because they're Anal.

Q: Why do Canadians have to make things so damn difficult?
EH? ..........

Linus 01-13-2010 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 33057)
directions? What directions?
A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33062)
A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

If directions were obvious why would you need them?

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?
good question!

SuperFemme 01-13-2010 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 33047)
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?

labete 01-13-2010 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33088)
A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?
A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?

SuperFemme 01-13-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by labete (Post 33106)
A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?
OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

Gemme 01-13-2010 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33110)
OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

A: No, but you've made an art out of being 'wrong' so you should try harder next time. ;)

Q: Why in the Hell did I just inhale an entire bag of Circus Peanuts?

Cyclopea 01-13-2010 06:03 PM
A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???

Gemme 01-13-2010 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyclopea (Post 33129)
A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???
A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?

Spirit Dancer 01-13-2010 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 33131)
A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?
A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears:chocolate:
Q: Why does the sun set?

labete 01-13-2010 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 33167)
A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears:chocolate:
Q: Why does the sun set?
A. Because the moon waxes.
Q. Why won't my dog come in from the cold?

lillith 01-13-2010 07:06 PM
Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

Pixie 01-13-2010 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lillith (Post 33178)
Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

To confuse us....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

MrSunshine 01-13-2010 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 33267)
To confuse us....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

it's all about being a clean prick


why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?

Gemme 01-13-2010 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 33276)
it's all about being a clean prick


why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?
A: Most dentists have a small tool!

Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else??? :whine:

little man 01-14-2010 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 33277)
A: Most dentists have a small tool!

Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else??? :whine:
because you apparently live in the 'way behind' time zone.

why won't this house pack itself up?

hippieflowergirl 01-14-2010 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 33403)
because you apparently live in the 'way behind' time zone.

why won't this house pack itself up?
A: because you elected to be manly and didnt order the self-packing boxes kit (which comes complete with self-wrapping bubble wrap and newsprint as well as a self-loading uhaul) :giggle: Q: if we get olive oil from olives, where do we get baby oil?

little man 01-14-2010 02:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl (Post 33408)
A: because you elected to be manly and didnt order the self-packing boxes kit (which comes complete with self-wrapping bubble wrap and newsprint as well as a self-loading uhaul) :giggle: Q: if we get olive oil from olives, where do we get baby oil?
the answer to that is too obvious.

when will you be here to help pack?

Selenay 01-14-2010 03:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 33409)
the answer to that is too obvious.

when will you be here to help pack?
Three hours from never.

Why does my cat insist on lying on the table?

little man 01-14-2010 05:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 33420)


Three hours from never.

Why does my cat insist on lying on the table?

because truth telling is for the chair.

why is why a seemingly infinite question?

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 07:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 33425)
because truth telling is for the chair.

why is why a seemingly infinite question?

A/Q: Why do you want to know?

Q: Why couldn't it be Saturday instead of Thursday?

little man 01-14-2010 07:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33444)
A/Q: Why do you want to know?

Q: Why couldn't it be Saturday instead of Thursday?

it's monday, actually

why is the sky blue?

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 08:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 33459)
it's monday, actually

why is the sky blue?

because green would look too "icky"

why does it have to be so damn cold?

little man 01-14-2010 08:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33461)
because green would look too "icky"

why does it have to be so damn cold?

because you live in the "so damn cold" part of the country.

why is one foot bigger than the other?

weatherboi 01-14-2010 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 33466)
because you live in the "so damn cold" part of the country.

why is one foot bigger than the other?
To make inserting foot in mouth more uncomfortable!!

What is the speed of dark??

Pixie 01-14-2010 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 33496)
To make inserting foot in mouth more uncomfortable!!

What is the speed of dark??
Faster than the speed of light....

Where does a circle end???

violaine 01-14-2010 09:25 AM
maybe the answer is known to a loon and a lark ;)

why do non-scented items contain fragrance[s]?

Pixie 01-14-2010 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by violaine (Post 33502)
maybe the answer is known to a loon and a lark ;)

why do non-scented items contain fragrance[s]?

So that they don't smell...

If we can control our dreams where is the remote???

labete 01-14-2010 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 33504)
So that they don't smell...

If we can control our dreams where is the remote???
A. In the sofa.
Q. Why does Pooh wear a shirt but not pants?

MrSunshine 01-14-2010 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by labete (Post 33527)
A. In the sofa.
Q. Why does Pooh wear a shirt but not pants?


he just likes to set his monkey free


Doesn't everyone want that?


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