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SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:13 PM

Martini Anyone?
 
Tell me about your favorite all time martini recipe.

I like lemon drops and chocolitini's.

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:17 PM

I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini


1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban:weedsmoke:

Selenay 01-24-2010 06:19 PM

I used to love Appletinis.

2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Vermouth

And, although people think that a round slice of apple floating in the martini is a good idea, it's not. It's better to have a curl of apple peel, or a slice of apple on the rim.



The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:22 PM

Union Cafe
 
Oh yes where I hang we may consume these


Key Lime Martini

2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1 oz Rose's lime juice
1 oz half-and-half

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve:bolt:

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38699)
I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini


1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban:weedsmoke:

Was that dirty or sweet?

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:24 PM

[QUOTE=SuperFemme;38703]Was that dirty or sweet?[/QUOTE

Babygirl


Dirty....

always dirty.....:formalbow:

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:24 PM

Asian Pear Martini
 
  1. 1 1/2 ounces sake
  2. 1 1/2 ounces pear brandy
  3. 1 1/2 ounces pear nectar or juice
  4. 1 slice of Asian pear
Directions
  1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the sake, brandy and pear nectar and shake well. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with the pear slice.

Arwen 01-24-2010 06:25 PM

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 38706)
I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

I find that when I order the martini is bigger than when my honey orders. Now why is that?

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 38706)
I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.



Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38709)
Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:30 PM

Raspberry White Chocolate Martini- aka Snow got the driver lost on I-71 North
 
* 1 oz. Absolut Raspberry Vodka
* 1 oz. White chocolate Godiva
* 1 oz. Creme de Cocoa
* Chocolate syrup

# In a shaker, combine first three ingredients with ice.
# Take chocolate syrup in swirl into martini glass. (Use to your liking)
# Shake shaker and strain into martini glass.

Sachita 01-24-2010 06:30 PM

mine is easy

grey goose
drop of vermouth
olive juice

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38711)
Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?


You a Daddy???:batman:

Arwen 01-24-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38709)
Sometimes I see people drink martinis


I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...



I call that the

CockaTini

I always knew you'd catch me, darling. :) Only yours. ONLY yours. :)

Diva 01-24-2010 06:33 PM

I like my martinis filthy......

Shustoff vodka
Vermouth
3 almond~stuffed olives
and the dirty stuff that they come in........

Shaken.

YUM.
:cheer:

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 06:34 PM

hmph
 
These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38717)
These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.


Gin makes me loose.

With a twist
.

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38717)
These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.


What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way


serve with gun oil on the side

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38718)

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist
.



you said it was my hands....

Diva 01-24-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38719)
What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way


serve with gun oil on the side



I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )

Just_G 01-24-2010 06:38 PM

All of this talk about shots is making me thirsty! :beerbros:

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 38723)
I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )


Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)

GinaSofia 01-24-2010 06:39 PM

Very Dirty
 
Kettle One
Vermouth
Extra Olive juice
bleu cheese or garlic stuffed olives(2)
shaken

yummmm.

Diva 01-24-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38725)
Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)


But......of course. :spank:

Arwen 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

http://rgr-static1.tangentlabs.co.uk...ty-started.jpg

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

Dirty Harry Martini Recipe



Go ahead make my day. This Dirty Martini might just blow you away.



Ingredients:

6 oz. vodka

1 Dash Dry Vermouth

4 Stuffed Green Olives

1 oz. Brine from Olive Jar



Directions:

In a mixing glass, combine the vodka, dry vermouth, olives, and the brine.



Pour into a martini glass over ice, you can either drink it on the rocks, or strain out the ice.



The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

This was the beginning of I-40 W in TN, pull over SNACK NOW night
 
Watermelon Martini


1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz citrus vodka
1 1/2 oz fresh watermelon juice

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Oh and remember to sugar the rim, for your martini or other rimming pleasures

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:45 PM

Snowy can haz back door martini?

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38718)

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist
.


You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38736)

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38736)

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

OH

MY

GAY!!!!!


:freak:

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38737)
That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:


The one, the only Dirty Martini.

tiggs 01-24-2010 06:56 PM

Oh my gosh I LOOOOVEEEEE MY MARTINIS!!!
 
I absolutely adore martinis they seem to have the power to make the world beautiful :hippie: *giggles*

I tend to free pour my martinis :eyebat: so you need big glasses :spruceup:

But my fav is as follows:

two parts Godiva white chocolate liquer, one part Stolis vanilla vodka and one part espresso (cold). Shake liberally in a martini maker, pour in large martini glass (see above) and dust with pure cocoa powder. Don't use the hot chocolate powder it isn't nearly as nice. :cheerleader:

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38739)

The one, the only Dirty Martini.


Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.

Arwen 01-24-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38743)

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.


I read DIRTY SCHNAUZER. :|

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 07:14 PM

I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38743)

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.

O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 07:18 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ6-6RbSEg"]YouTube- Achmed- I KILL YOU[/ame]

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38749)
O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!


ahhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it


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