Lets Hear a BIG HELL YEAH from the Redneck Girls & Cowboys
 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs"]YouTube- Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman[/ame]

Nothing excites me more then a cowboy. Cowboy boots, 501's, hat and a pickup.

Screw the disco, I'm grabbing some bales of straw to sit on, loading up the boom box with country music, filling the tub with ice and beer and setting up the bourbon table, all in the woods. So drop your tail gate and lets have some fun!

recipes, country music, southern cooking, hats, tractors, anything redneck.

you drink beer out of the tub?
or am I missing something here.
:|

lol- yeah we bob for dildos floating in the beer! lol

kidding

No honey you fill the tub, like a wash tub, full of ice and stick the beers in it,

:drunk:

I listen to disco and dance with the dogs. I listen to a lot of music but deep down I'm a redneck country girl and this party is country. leave your disco at the door please!

Gotta do this Georgia style with 2 syllables:

Hay'el yeah!

lol- You go Jet! Show em how its done!

Perfect Fried Chicken
http://allrecipes.com/HowTo/Perfect-...en/Detail.aspx

I soak mine in buttermilk overnight and I like peanut oil.

Lets ramp up. I think we might have to have a real party on the farm this summer. Lets pull out the fryers. Fried green maters, catfish, hush puppies and chicken. whatcha bringing?

sounds fun to party with you all!

:D

I get it now. Thank you lol

My middle name is "Fun" when their not calling me bitch. lol

and thats ya'll

Come on down yankee!

OMG....I havent herd the words beer in a wash tub in so long..brought back so many fond memories.Fried maters,corn bread and greens with fried chicken..dont forget double stack chokalate devils food cake.I got the boots,the 501's& big old hat to go with it...
Rockin

Actually, my dear southern sistah... its "all ya'll" - plural, dontcha know??

We aint slaughterin them chickens for the fryers, are we? :P

You plannin' a real ho'down!

I don't know about the redneck part (depends on how you define it, like a lot of things, and there are some things associated with that term I cannot abide), but I definitely have a thing for country butches. :onebutch: Boots, leather belts, pickup trucks, "yes, ma'am," country music, tip of the hat ... a special kind of charm. :awww:

nawwww we need some red velvet cake

well hell I can barely talk and now you want me to spell? lol

No, buying chicken.

Big ass ho down for sure

I will have to remind Jess that the morning after attire is NOT Hys bathrobe, cowboy boots and cowboy hat...

I still dont think that the lil ole methodists attending church that morning were quite prepared for that hunk o'burnin love meandering in the yard...

lol- omg I see that in my minds eye.

yep yep with vanilla wafers of course

ohhh you gotta check out that link I have here on perfect fried chicken. Southern Fried Chicken is an art. When you soak it in buttermilk you're adding flavor and fat. Its all about the fat. lol
Then you want to oil just right or you'll have brown outside, raw inside. The link will tell you a lot. Give it roll.

But we'll be happy to provide the fried foods if ya'll bring the fixin's.

Now the way I heered it:

Ya know yer a redneck when:

1. You mow the front lawn and find a pickup sittin' there.

2. You go to a family reunion and find a date.

3. Yer belt buckle is made from a beer can.

Hee haw!

Oh heck yeah,red velvet cake...yum.
Rockin

lmao........

I am a Yankee living in Oklahoma and I'll admit, no matter how hard I try, I can't fry. I can never get the oil right. It's either too hot or not hot enough. I can cook almost anything, but keep me away from frying anything.....unless I have a deep fryer I can set the temperature on.

I'll bring the Potato Salad
 

Potato Salad, my number one favorite comfort food. The recipe my mother makes below, but I like to put dill AND sweet relish in mine. If you want to get really decadent, sprinkle bacon bits on top!

:eating:


Ingredients

* 5 potatoes
* 3 eggs
* 1 cup chopped celery
* 1/2 cup chopped onion
* 1/2 cup sweet pickle relish
* 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
* 1/4 teaspoon celery salt
* 1 tablespoon prepared mustard
* ground black pepper to taste
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise

Directions

1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add potatoes and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain, cool, peel and chop.
2. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
3. In a large bowl, combine the potatoes, eggs, celery, onion, relish, garlic salt, celery salt, mustard, pepper and mayonnaise. Mix together well and refrigerate until chilled.

Its, oddly enough, hawt...

Must be true about love being blind cause I love Hym any way Hy wants to be...

I can make my Momma's handed down nanner puddin... The "pudding" is egg yolks, an obscene amount of sugar, milk and vanilla...slowly cooked and constantly stirred (sorta like a roux)...

I've been told that its some grand stuff. I dont eat it, but apparently, I sure can make it....

damn right! I believe that totally,

Redneck Lesbo
 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhZa6qaw84"]YouTube- Jennifer Corday "Redneck Lesbo"[/ame]

Ahem..

HELL YEAH!!

Its better with a youtube...
 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcvvv0jQ_SU"]YouTube- Montgomery Gentry - Hell Yeah (With Lyrics)[/ame]

Here's my redneck/ faggy Daddy with a linen fetish confession. I have the ultimate redneck tablecloth... Bandanas sewn together make a perfect ho-down table cover! Martha.. eat yer heart out!

We're there! We'll pack up the beast and bring some junk for the grill and assorted goodies. Is this a sleepover? Coz you know the wife's aversion to sleeping in nature.. We can get a room in Danville or some lil joint nearby :)

Looking forward to it!

Enough bourbon and the aversion won't happen till I wake in the morning!:drunk::drunk::drunk:

this is great! Thank you Tommi

well I'm sure you guys will be over long before then. we will have a guest room and as you know dogs run this joint so no problem.

But by the time we do the ho down I'll have Farmer J put some kind of shower and potty in, maybe some porta something and everyone can bring tents or whatever esle they want to sleep in. I even have a spot by the barn with RV power if anyone wants to bring an RV. I'm sure we'll gets something set up good.

An old friend of mine, little Asian man wants to come play his fiddle. lol - He's very good. I'll have Farmer J help me put a dance floor down. I'd like to do something we can use again cuz I love outdoor parties with dancing.

Any idea when?

We are having our thing Memorial Day weekend.

Also, its not going to be in snake season is it?!?!?! (You know I am such a wuss when it comes to the reptiles)