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Signs of The Apocalypse
* I have eaten salad for lunch TWO days in a row now.
* I did NOT "save" 3 empty binders from the trash at work just now. |
I know why I procrastinate.
Because as soon as I get my home organized...... BOOM! :| |
the apoc is coming! i'm going to do 2 hours of martial arts in a few hours and so far i'm still going and haven't succumb to any of the tiny voices that are telling me that i can't really (and nor do i want to) do this whole thang.
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it is comming.
Jack actually pooped outside instead of the carpet TWICE today! :flyingpig: |
Yeah, it's coming. I know this because I am convinced that my photocopy machine is the anti-christ. Anti-Christ is acting up today big time.
(I have a feeling it's summoning the four-paper trays.) |
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MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! :overreaction::runforhills: |
For me, the sign of the apocolypse was a few months ago when I started running (okay...jogging) to the bus stop in the mornings so I wouldn't miss the bus that was about to leave. Waiting in the cold for 15 minutes until the next bus just isn't any fun.
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My dog came when I called her today. :|
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I know I turned mine in and got more money in my account. Funny how that happens....*pondering*... |
the signs
my nephew told me he is getting married
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Elton John is singing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.
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hmmm..
We have a galloon bucket of Elbow Grease lube at work with an expiration date of 12/12.. I am very convinced that when the time comes, the four horses and horsemen are going to be busting right out of that bucket.. Will keep you all posted.. |
I am making a list of things to do and plan to:
A. Not lose the list B. Actually look at the list (daily) C. Do what's on the list D. Mark things off as they are finished I believe the next apocalyptic seal is about to be broken. Stay tuned. |
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Okay, on a more serious note....the end must be nigh because for the third time in less than a month, the government has just give ME money. It's actually rather frightening:(.... Words |
Elton John taking money from that fucking rush limbaugh to sing for that douchbag....
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Sparkly vampires
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I know the end is nigh if England ever actually win at any national sport ...
(all our national teams are shite!) |
My kiddo uttering the words, "Justin Beiber," at the dinner table.
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Well, with the Rapture happening tomorrow and all I sure thought this thread would be full of posts with all of the signs of the Apocalypse LOL
Anyone got anything? |
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I'm sleeping in till the crowd's gone. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/...eb5a9a2a0d.jpg |
The Rapture Music List is all I have for now, I'm making other plans too;)
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We should make a public list!!
I already have on mine: It's the End of the World - REM We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel If I Close My Eyes Forever - Ozzy Osborne and Lita Ford Add to it!!!! |
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Losing My Religion- REM
In The End- Linkin Park |
Show me your right hand
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Planet Claire - B-52's
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The Man In Black!
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Waiting for the end- Linkin Park
Tomorrow-Annie |
Rapture- Lio
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Until The End of the World- Bono
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Two Steps From Hell-White Witch(Choir)
Darn it wont YT this song. |
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