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The Offical Honey Do List
the online post it for femmes to post honey do list.
1: plant 100 feet sunflowers 2: build pergola off porch 3: screen in front porch 4: rub feet- mine 5: let dogs out 6: bring me coffee to be continued.... that would be official :kissy: |
That is all. For now. |
It's in print!!!!! Say it ain't so!!!!! :cracked::rofl::pointing::rofl::raspberry:
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WOW, you sure want your honey to do a lot for you. I think after the 3rd item on your list, if it was me, you'd be rubbing my feet, letting your own dogs out and bringing me more than coffee because after the first 3 items, I'd come in the house starving. On top of that, I see your list says to be continued..................oy gvald!!!!!! |
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but i'll do a lot more then rub his feet when he does them. tit for that? lol oh sorry tat for tit... or hell what is that saying? roflmao |
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Lets see what your honeydo list looks like... - install backsplash and moulding in kitchen - paint kitchen ceiling and if we don't like it, install faux tin tiles - have washer/dryer connections moved - move washer/dryer to new location - trim out recessed component area in den - 1/2 bath rehab - new toilet, install wall cabinet and mirror - "back porch" rehab - beadboard and faux finish - build deck - fence - landscaping - build raised garden beds .... should I go on?? :goat: :pointing: All that being said, you know that I am right there with you in doing the work. Unless, of course, the queen of all she sees (aka me) is on vacay in our upstairs den... LOL You know that I love that you make pretty for me :awww: Quote:
I tend to agree with Sachita... it takes a helluva partner to keep up with us grownass women... I have always told Jess, "I am a full time job. All day, every day. No problem." I'm off to tweak the remainder of this weekend's list! |
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There's something to be said for being single.
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I have no honey to make me a to do list, but know that the one I make myself is PLEN-TEE big! If I were closer to some of you, I would be more than happy to help out with those lists if there is a free meal involved! :winky:
Nothing better than bonding over tool time and a good meal! |
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Wolfwalker and I plan on doing some chore sharing, since he is moving closer. I'm sure we can muster up a good bit of damage to those lists! Your offer is awesome though! Look forward to meeting you in Little Rock :) |
1. Clean the carpets.
2. Take off the roof to let the carpets dry. 3. Put the roof back on before it starts to rain again. |
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But Christie, that's Jess's job. If I had to come home from a full day of work and start doing things, it would take a very long time to get some of your lists taken care of. |
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Gawd, I love my job! :lawnmower::cuttree::builder::bbq::veggie: :dogwalking: The bennies kick ass!!!! :flashy: It works for us :cheer: |
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Since I'm pretty much at home myself this winter, I'd lend a hand if there wasn't this distance thing. It would be nice to hang out with someone other than the cats, the laundry and the stove any given day......can't wait to go back to selling auto parts. |
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Good thing Peter can fly in those green tights. |
The lists my honey makes for herself are so long, I don't think I could in good conscience make one for her*. She stays so busy tackling those lists that I don't ask her to do anything bigger than helping me carry something unless it's really something she's a lot better at than I am, like helping clear the %&^$#%^ privet hedge to make a path to the creek.
*To be fair, we're not living together, but I never made a honey-do list for anyone I did live with, either. |
Only got one thing on my list:
1 - Come home (preferably in one piece and without any bullet wounds....please) |
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walking back up to the house from the greenhouse. its late afternoon and the big stuff is done. all the critters are settled and happy. everything in the greenhouse and outside grow areas are happy happy. things are no longer falling off in my hands. LOL WoW those flowers are growing nicely.
the whole farm is starting to look like a good partnership. coming inside, Damn something smells really good, several somethings. delish woman, delish food cooking. Time for a hot shower and get clean for dinner. ok, some quick close down stuff, everything closed up. LIly the pig all happy and content. dogs final out for the nite. back to the house, find the woman, lock the bedroom door, Now honey, DO ME :nixon: I have a honey do list too !! wolf |
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There is a big secret butches, men, etc, learn about women like us (looking at Christie)... when we're happy we will will exceed your expectations. When we're not shit just ain't right. In the south we have a saying- "When mama aint happy no one is happy." Consider it a golden rule. lol So bring it on boy. |
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When you're done with them - send them my way ...
We have a sun porch we'd like to have remodeled-and I would also like to have a wood burning stove put in there for Mare. A nice bay window in the living room would be awesome. Oh and if they're handy with landscaping - I'd like to re-do my front and rear yard. Flower beds optional (but preferred). |
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what are we? the traveling Wilberry's??????????? LOL |
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http://herethereandeverywhere.typepa...6c144f6970b-pi All I know is you'll be well fed and entertained by my incredibly witty sense of humor. (in case you weren't sure, that was an example of it). And I might let you play with the Wii on breaks. I'll even let you play my character on Mario Kart. |
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I wish I had a dollah for every time I heard Jess out there pulling it up, "Stupid WHORE!!!" I didn't even have to look out the window, I knew what Hy was doing! :cracked: Now, its mumbling under Hys breath as Hy is pulling up the "creecy greens" that Momma planted in the flower beds. We have a garden the size of most people's lawns, yet she planted greens in the flowers :doh: Yet another reason to be banned from the yardwork! |
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There is our retirement plan... "Two Queers and a hammer" :hammer: We can load them up in Jess's "Beast truck" and send them on the road when our honeydo lists are light. :accountant: Jus' doin the math... |
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I'm 150% sure my honey has this covered. Not worried. |
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Reading this made me smile.....liking when you do math because it adds up to DOLLARS and SENSE. |
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When my world isn't right, you best believe that NO ONE's world is right. My exhubby (who is also one of our close friends) has often said to Jess, "I'll be prayin for ya" :giggle: For the most part, I still think that my houseDaddy/gigalo has a pretty good deal. The most important things on the list are usually unspoken: - Get buff - Put out |
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CALORIES and BEER could add up to DOLLARS and SENSE. Depends on what they can consume while there.........just saying. |
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I think I might be a little more demanding than you :) Daddy Duty is a given. The rest is gravy. We both know how much us southern girls love us some gravy. The more the better. I want to open a produce stand. <----- add to honey do list |
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lol- Oh hell no! I have a plan and a good one too. It's lots of veggies, fruit and major healthy living backed up with kisses all over his face or anywhere else he need 'em, vitamins and a home & family he can kick back and say "yeah, its worth it!" |
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Honey Wish List
The "Honey Do List" is also the "Honey Wish List"
do feel free to DO or Wish away. Honey I wish you were here right now. |
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Please can be said in many ways :) |
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