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NJFemmie 02-05-2010 02:23 PM

Time Out Thread
 
It's back.

Did a no-no and need a place to hide?
Want to derail, not sure if you should - but really, really want to?
Have a major case of ADD and your random thoughts are getting out of control?
Need a place to release unwanted mental constipation?

Dump it all here.

Just don't spit on the floor. I hate that, and it's gross.

:threadneedspics:

http://a.images.blip.tv/Quantexadvan...inMyDog197.jpg

VuDu 02-05-2010 02:29 PM

As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.


'nuff said.

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 02:32 PM

Of course you know I googled ....

... blah blah blah... oh here we go ... coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested.

Ew. Your sipping on poo covered coffee beans?

VuDu 02-05-2010 02:40 PM

It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowkisses (Post 44879)
It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.

No, I didn't know.

http://product.expotv.com/1/1/9/119081_150x150.jpg

Keeping it simple. I wonder if there's poo-beans in that too now.

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 02:49 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-DetYirwzI"]YouTube- Cartman vs Lady Gaga -Poker Face (YellowSmileY Extended Edit)[/ame]

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 02:56 PM

How old is that chick?
I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.

VuDu 02-05-2010 03:03 PM

Shall we pull a Silkwood on you?

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 03:04 PM

Only if I can bring my
http://dlowery.files.wordpress.com/2...ber-ducky1.jpg...

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 03:12 PM

Or this one!
http://th705.photobucket.com/albums/..._BDSM_Duck.jpg
(We are talking about Lady Ga Ga after all... )

VuDu 02-05-2010 03:17 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfUXuBaJ1E"]YouTube- "The Snooki Song" (Parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha)[/ame]

Just for you Joiseeyy ......

NJFemmie 02-05-2010 03:22 PM

OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)

Rufusboi 02-05-2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 44914)
OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)



I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

suebee 02-05-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rufusboi (Post 44923)
I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

Rufusboi 02-05-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 44927)
My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

Send them to cat kindergarten! Our cats can spell food and "Let's scratch the couch."

R

VuDu 02-05-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 44927)
My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.

labete 02-05-2010 03:56 PM

I am hungry. Hun. Gree. I wish a certain butch would just make up her mind whether she wants to eat together tonight or not, so I know whether to have un petit snack or an early supper when I leave here. :4femme:

Queerasfck 02-05-2010 03:57 PM

I'm in a time out right now.

Leigh 02-05-2010 04:41 PM

**Sits in the corner, putting Myself on a time out**

weatherboi 02-05-2010 04:52 PM

I had to put my friend in time out for sending me this. :|


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI"]YouTube- Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals[/ame]

Semantics 02-05-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 44980)
I had to put my friend in time out for sending me this. :|


YouTube- Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals

And now you.

Get in the corner. :blah:

I'm in time out in a plastic bubble after watching that. :eek:

suebee 02-05-2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowkisses (Post 44930)
I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.

Enjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not? :|

Gemme 02-05-2010 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 44892)
How old is that chick?
I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.

Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal. :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rufusboi (Post 44923)
I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

It's lolz cat speech. They mispell half of the stuff on purpose. It actually took me a couple of minutes the first time I saw NJFemmie's newest one to realize that the speak was wrong. :seconddoh:

I need a time out, but I think it'd be more conducive to go to the Red Zone for this one. :blink:

NJFemmie 02-08-2010 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rufusboi (Post 44923)
I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit. :)

Rufus

I know - I have issues with spelling too, but this is apparantly the "lolcats" speak. Animals suck as spelling. My cat likes to type llllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; all the damn time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 44927)
My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother? :blink:

No, it just means your cats didn't pay attention in English class. *patting you complacently on the back* (send them to summer school)

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 44939)
I'm in a time out right now.

You're in the right room - so, do tell - what did you do?!?!?
We thrive on that kind of stuff don'tcha know.

[QUOTE=Gemme;45047]Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal. :innocent:

Whew. Thought I was going to feel horrible for another unintentional underage crush.

NJFemmie 02-08-2010 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 44983)
And now you.

Get in the corner. :blah:

I'm in time out in a plastic bubble after watching that. :eek:

:|

Me too.

NJFemmie 02-08-2010 08:38 AM

Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.

suebee 02-08-2010 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 46477)
Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.

Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash. :goodscore:

VuDu 02-08-2010 09:49 AM

Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 44993)
Enjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not? :|


NJFemmie 02-08-2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 46482)
Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash. :goodscore:

Hot flashes don't count unless you're sitting next to me. :)

NJFemmie 02-08-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowkisses (Post 46508)
Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol

They know a good thing when they have it ;)

WolfyOne 02-08-2010 06:35 PM

Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.

NJFemmie 02-09-2010 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 46753)
Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.

You're slacking, my friend.
For a minute there, I thought you timed out the time out thread.

Jess 02-09-2010 09:12 AM

Looks like a good place to set up the recliner and just be s t i l l .... afore I get myself in trouble.. as usual ..:whoop:

:simplelaugh:

VuDu 02-09-2010 09:22 AM

I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*


Jess 02-09-2010 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowkisses (Post 47074)
I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*



LMAO! I just placed the dogs and cats in lockdown so I can get stuff done.. How did they all get so damned spoiled??? hmmm..

VuDu 02-09-2010 09:30 AM

*laughing* I blame it all on the boi.
She spoils them something awful. *grin

Sapph 02-09-2010 09:35 AM

I'm the one who gets on to them. You just half ass talk sternly to them. I'm the one that yells at them, and makes the get off the sofa.

Just because I'm at work, doesnt mean you can talk smack and I wont see it :jester:

VuDu 02-09-2010 09:40 AM

Time Out to Sapph too!!!!

1. For playing on threads while at work doing the payroll (those people want their money, darnit!!!)

2. For not realizing that she has to berate the pups at night because I am the mean Alpha all day long and they need to know I am a cool momma SOMETIME :seeingstars:

3. For... just cuz I said so.

Sapph 02-09-2010 09:44 AM

tell ya what. Darlin'

I'll start time out as soon as I get home. I'll go get in the bed, watch movies and let you handle everything else. How does that work for ya>? :batman:

VuDu 02-09-2010 09:45 AM

Nevermind. I will put myself on time out instead.

sheesh


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