How do you know when you are getting older?
Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older.
How do you know when you are getting older? |
When I wake up in the morning and my knees have more crackles than my hardwood floors.
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When I sneeze and pee a little :|...really?
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Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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When increasing the type size in my browser window no longer helps.
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When I find myself getting stuck in certain positions ... it's not pretty .... :wtf:
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My arms are shrinking.
It is the only answer to the problem of holding things to read at arms length, no longer works. |
When you remember saying....when cigarettes get to $1 a pack I'm quitting.....LOL who remembers when smokes were under $1 a pack........ummmm how much are they now anyway?
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When I look in the mirror and see my mom looking back at me. :| |
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I really hate to admit i smoke on here.... (no hate mail please, they ARE still legal and YES i know what they do, i'm a respiratory nurse) but, my brand which is Virginia Slim extra slims are $5.60 a pack. Crazy huh. Ok another one...... You know when you are getting old, when..... putting your feet up on a stool at night helps with any swelling and pain and not just to admire your toenail polish. |
Lol! I was paying $52 for a carton. That was two months ago. I do not buy the damn things now, thankfully!
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Ahem! Some of us can't get our feet up that high! lol
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OH my goodness girl...I remember Daddy giving me $1 and sending me to the store for a pack of Salem's, a gallon of gas and a box of goobers for me.
Moving on.... pee and fart involuntarily at the same time you sneeze |
Ya start getting propositioned by AARP! What is up with these folks anyway? They started emailing and snail mailing me the year I turned 49 and they have yet to stop!
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when you actually notice your own "smile lines".......Mom calls them wrinkles:sunglass: Of course I don't have any
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I love getting older...there are so many new things to experience and appreciate. I think my 50s are going to be the best years of my life...until my 60s....then 70s... |
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How about when your aching joints predict the next weather pattern to roll in!
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When the doctor sounds like the mechanic....
you've got too much fluid in your joints:| |
The joy's of good food and good coffee
are now your enemy. |
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