Private Benjamin?

"I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch. No, it's not cold enough for that. Not nearly cold enough."

“Thank you...for gracing my life with your lovely presence, for adding the sweet measure of your soul to my existence.”

Hint: Robin Williams

What Dreams May Come?.......good movie

You're right re:the subplot.Humour is a great tool for masking alternative ideas,concepts,realities.Some of the best films are about digging deeper,reading between the lines going beyond the superficial and obvious.Lets hope subtlety doesn't become a lost art.

I think it's either Jack Lemmon or Tony Curtis from Some Like It Hot.

BINGO (Jack Lemmon) Some Like It Hot

Thanks HinduPose

Zoolander??

It's A Wonderful Life???

"I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan"!

Exactly right!

"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."

You got it!

"I'll be r-r-right bat!"

Hint: It's NOT Batman.

I believe that is from Casablanca

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

Correct! :)

"Wait a minute, we get naked with each other and touch each other and you get inside of me and you can't tell me how much rent you pay. Your landlord knows, you're not even fucking him".


This movie (which was also based on the book is one of my all time favorites)

Wall Street:popcorn:

white palace

OMG so fast too Miss Cricket you're correct!

"i know we have only known each other 3 weeks and 4 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days. the first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like 5 days, and the third day seemed like a week again, and the 4th day seemed like 8 days, but the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just as a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like 2 days, so i the evening it seemed like 2 days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like 4 days, so at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, that seemed like a total of 5 days, and the sixth day seemed like a week and a half"

not sure but WHOEVER sure is a long winded talker:seeingstars:

"She's 23 out of where, University of Wisconsin full of pep, clean as a whistle, drives a white ford mustang, runs a tidy ship"

The Jerk????

yes!!!!

white palace

Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
[walking outside]

Since no one guessed, it was from To Have and Have Not :-)

This beauty is from...anyone? anyone? lol ....Funny Girl with Barbara Streisand

The Jerk? .

Since there were no guesses, here's a hint: another quote from the same movie:
"Masturbation is the ultimate act of self absorption."