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Soft*Silver 07-14-2010 12:03 PM

you know you are in hell when....
 
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....

Greyson 07-14-2010 12:37 PM

you know you are in hell when....
 
When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.

MrSunshine 07-14-2010 01:04 PM

when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.

Soft*Silver 07-14-2010 01:04 PM

oh god....now its Maury Povich....


Quote:

Originally Posted by softness (Post 152673)
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....


JustBeingMe 07-17-2010 01:10 AM

Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!:passinggas:

Venus007 07-17-2010 02:24 AM

Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws

DamonK 07-17-2010 02:33 AM

When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115

Artdecogoddess 07-17-2010 09:58 AM

Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!

Blaze 07-17-2010 10:10 AM

When there is only "ONE" of You. And 35 medical associates :readfineprint:all wanting things ASAP :|
The first answer that comes to mind is....:deepthoughts: Annnnnnnddddddddd you want what? When? :cigar2:

Cowboi 07-17-2010 10:14 AM

When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!

Leigh 07-17-2010 10:40 AM

I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......

All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney :blink:


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...153/barney.gif

sweetfemme247 07-17-2010 10:44 AM

hahah oh come on you gotta love it

JustBeingMe 07-17-2010 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowboi (Post 154918)
When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!

Or to the soles of your feet!!:blink:

JustBeingMe 07-17-2010 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 154942)
I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......

All I hear for hours at a time is Barney ~ nothing but Barney :blink:


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...153/barney.gif

Oh I can't stand Barney!
Whoever heard of a purple dinosaur anyway?:blink:

Jet 07-17-2010 11:38 AM

when you go through what I went through. The hairs on your neck will stand up.

Mister Bent 07-17-2010 11:45 AM

keeping it old skool
 
...when you have to listen to the needle skipping on the record.

sweetfemme247 07-17-2010 11:47 AM

when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.

firie 07-17-2010 11:48 AM

The idea of being stuck eternally in:

http://www.fabulousafter40.com/image...storefront.jpg

Rockinonahigh 07-17-2010 02:45 PM

When it takes a pain pill,a muscel relaxer and dam near a traction to get any kind of a nights sleep.

BornBronson 07-21-2010 09:27 PM

You're on the interstate and you gotta go num.2 and there's not a rest area in sight.

:blowingitup:

Oh lord have mercy.


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