Dog...easier to share custody when your relationship breaks up

wyr: use a Kleenex or a hanky?

Hanky

WYR watch football or cartoons?

I'd rather have a Rolex

wyr: have a massage or take an anti-depressant?

LOL both but if I have to pick, I will go for the massage

WYR have sushi or steak?

Steak...I believe sushi is a huge hoax. Still upset at losing World War II, the Japanese got revenge by convincing us to eat raw fish.

wyr: have flaming hot sex before bedtime or drink a cup of warm milk?

Flaming hot sex before bedtime

WYR use a bullwhip or a cat o nine tails?

Last time I used the bullwhip, the mule team broke loose and I haven't seen them since.

wyr I stop making jokes or stop pretending that I don't know what you mean?

LOL stop pretending *winks*

WYR crack jokes or be sarcastic?

jokes.. tho I prefer to call it "wit". I actually am not a fan of sarcasm. It's too easy.

wyr date a witty woman or a sarcastic one?

witty for sure

wyr date a metrosexual boi/butch or a slobby boi/butch?

I like my boi/butches clean cut... then again I'm 69 years old so I like my boi/butches breathing.

:mohawk::jester:

LOL Good Answer!

Amen. Clean cut.... like long hair but not like messy and stuff... and smell nice and clean.

WYR hear my question or Collette's? :rrose:

Doesn't matter! lol

WYR watch a movie or go to a club?

Club only if there is dancing... otherwise the movie.

WYR go dancing or hiking?

Dancing

WYR go to dinner and a movie or to dinner and a play?

Dinner and play... sounds nice.

WYR watch movie in jammies at home or theater?

At home in Jammies

WYR watch a chick flick or a horror flick?

If alone chick flick..:jester:

WYR eat popcorn or candy at said movie?

Candy please

WYR eat whoppers candy or sour gummy bears?

Whopping whoppers of course! !

WYR drink water or soda with said candy?

Soda

WYR drink dr pepper or pepsi?

Diet Pepper :koolaid:

WYR have pizza with everything or meat lover's?

Everything please

WYR eat a medium rare steak or filet mignon?

Medium rare please.

WYR have warm pie ala mode or plain?

Don't like fruit pie, so i guess plain cream or custard please?

Wyr...have a garden in your backyard or a pool?

pool

WYR spend your last dollar or save it?

Save it

Wyr spend 50 bucks on gas or food?

Food.. and chocolate ..it's the brown food group.

WYR change a flat tire or change the oil?

Change the tire.

WYR help the needy in the Ozark or the Appalachian mountains?

The one you think is easiest for me to trek.

WYR entertain teenagers or toddlers?:|

I would rather entertain teenagers. They usually would rather entertain themselves and toddlers require constant watching. Good when I was young, not so good at this point in my life.


WYR,

Spend the weekend at the desert or the beach?

The beach, i live in the desert!

Wyr swim in a pool, or swim in the ocean?

Pool

Would you rather walk a mile for a cigarette or walk 10 miles for some chocolate?

10 miles for chocolate:eatinghersheybar:

Wyr..paint in oils, or paint in watercolor?

Paint in watercolour...

WYR go horseback riding or sightseeing in the city

Sightseeing in the city (but we have to hit the back alleys and bypass the tourist traps!)

WYR see a horror film or film noir?

Ummmm....if I must choose... Film noir....

WYR sleep in a tent or trailer while camping...?