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homoe 06-26-2015 12:26 PM

It's SO HOT.........
 
Often time people lose their sense of humor during a heatwave so post your favorite joke and lets keep our cool:giggle:

It was SO HOT I spotted a robin using hot pads to dig up an earthworm!

It was SO HOT farmers started feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs!

It was SO HOT potatoes cooked underground, and all you had to do to have lunch was to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper!

cinnamongrrl 06-26-2015 02:48 PM

Lol I thought you were complaining..I was gonna post pics from New England this past winter!

homoe 06-26-2015 04:01 PM

It was SO HOT I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin' :superfunny:

homoe 06-26-2015 06:04 PM

It was SO HOT a fire hydrant chasing down a dog!

It was SO HOT all the bread in the store is toast!

fever 06-26-2015 10:57 PM

Funnier than.................
 
the Average Bear! lol

Don't complain too much. People will think the PNW is too hot to handle!

And, for us, it IS! I think you are very clever. My kitten has been sleeping in the bathroom sink, and doesn't even move when I turn on the water to wash my hands!

It is an under pants and tshirt kinda day for sure!

Jesse 06-26-2015 11:59 PM

IWSH: The chickens started laying hard boiled eggs.

IWSH: The trees started whistling for the dogs.

IWSH: The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Jesse 06-27-2015 12:13 AM

IWSH: I saw a roasted turkey fly by!

C0LLETTE 06-28-2020 11:23 AM

That you forget cold.

C0LLETTE 07-03-2020 08:04 AM

It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement.

homoe 07-03-2020 08:58 AM

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It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!

It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!

C0LLETTE 07-03-2020 09:11 AM

It's so hot that you have to wear work boots to avoid burning your soles on the pavement

and it's too hot to play dumb games.

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C0LLETTE 07-03-2020 09:41 AM

As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.


'nuff said.

homoe 07-03-2020 09:58 AM

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It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl..:blink:


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