Dear Family and Friends,
Once again,
it is that time of year
The Thoreau Family gathers around the table
and contemplates
the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

:thanksgiving:

It is not so much about the turkey…

:turkeyday:


As it is the realization that…

If the Native Americans had given the
Pilgrims a Donkey instead of aTurkey...

all of us would be getting a piece of ass on Thanksgiving.

With love,

The Thoreau Family

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 8654) Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form.. He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there. He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop.. His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious.. One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?" Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg... "Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen.. Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin.. He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake.. "Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's

and shyly walked up to

the woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?'

asked the clerk.


'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'

said the saleslady,

as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour

and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked

about the types.

The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic,

the Salvation Army,

the Presbyterian,

and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'


Now totally befuddled,

the man asked about

the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,

'It is all really quite simple.


The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 8654) Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form.. He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there. He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop.. His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious.. One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?" Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg... "Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen.. Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin.. He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake.. "Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"