Funny or Silly Lyrics From a Country Song
I'll start:
And I'd like to check you for ticks.... Brad Paisley 2007 "Ticks" |
"Please don't let him talk you back
The way he's done before Why he's had a hundred chances He don't deserve you anymore" Buck Owens (He Don't Deserve You Anymore) <<<<<~~~ my go-to anthem that I sometimes sing to myself (among other good C/W song lyrics) |
Little Jimmy Dickens - May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose May the bird of paradise fly up your nose :) |
Roy Clark....
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
I didn't know how much longer I could go on Watching you take the respect out of me Watching you make a total wreck out of me That big diesel motor is a-playing my song Thank God and Greyhound you're gone |
Johnny Cash......
I've been washed down the sink of your conscience
In the theater of your love I lost my part And now you say you've got me out of your conscience I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart |
Johnny Cash..........
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk It seems I had to fight my whole life through Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue" |
Roger Miller........
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd But you can be happy if you've a mind to |
George Strait..
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee |
Jerry Reed.....
Now everyone blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake When Amos Moses was a boy His daddy would use him for alligator bait Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou |
Joe Nichols...
She said, "I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn" Oh, have mercy, my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off |
"You Cant Go Roller Skating In a Buffalo Herd," -- Roger Miller.
I think I got it wrong earlier and hope this makes up for it, Ace. :jester: |
Billy Ray Cyrus verse of Old Town Road.....
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car Got no stress, I've been through all that I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back Wish I could roll on back to that old town road I wanna ride 'til I can't no more |
Billy Ray Cyrus.....
You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip He never really liked me anyway |
Tom T Hall....
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer IF I'm not mistaken, Brett Kavanaugh sang this at his confirmation ceremony.. |
Breaking up with you was like taking my bra off
Feeling free and loose like this T-shirt I got on Yeah I should be crying, grieving some kind of loss But it's like taking this pink and lacy, suffocating bra off |
You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine
You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's Spilled A1 Sauce on her table cloth, don't sweat it Tide stick will get it |
She put the her in hurt
She put the why in try She put the S-O-B in sober She put the hang in hangover (hangover) She put the ex in sex She put the low in blow She put a big F-U in my future Yeah she's got a way She's got a way with words Yeah she's got a way with words |
I love you honey
I love your money But most of all I love your automobile Patsy Cline I love you honey |
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Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall
He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been Waitin' on a woman |
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