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CherryWine 05-22-2015 09:07 AM

Misheard Song Lyrics
 
We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?

Daniela 05-22-2015 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine (Post 991048)
We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?

LOLOLOL cross-eyed bear... :superfunny:

Paul Young's "Every Time You Go Away"
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."

:)

newdaynow 05-22-2015 03:56 PM

Eddie Money's "I've got two tickets to paradise" - a friend of mine always thought it was "two tickets and a pair of dice" :)

gotoseagrl 05-22-2015 04:02 PM

Ok, this is going to be funny! lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine (Post 991048)
We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?


Ascot 05-22-2015 04:42 PM

A radio station I used to listen to would have people call in with just this sort of thing and I so remember one woman who thought that AC/DC's "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty jeans, dungarees".

Gemme 05-22-2015 06:37 PM

We used to have a thread like this one....not sure where it went but I'm happy to contribute to this one.

The first, oh, 20 times I heard Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us", I SWORE she said, "So throw your fish in the air..." instead of "So throw your fists in the air".

Swore it.

:blink:

See?


homoe 05-22-2015 06:59 PM

Day Tripper by the Beatles.......
 
I always thought they were singing "state tropper" ...:beatles:

Mar 05-23-2015 07:09 AM

My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:


Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road...
Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol)

TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls...
Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol)

There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.

CherryWine 05-23-2015 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mar (Post 991192)
My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:


Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road...
Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol)

TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls...
Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol)

There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.

These are both hilarious, but Jason Waterfalls has me rolling! So funny.

Please, do share the raunchy one with us. :)

Bèsame* 05-23-2015 12:51 PM

I just informed Blaze, that Maroon 5, sings "Sugar" , not " Shotgun".


Lol lol lol

Blaze 05-23-2015 07:12 PM

A co-worker keeps belting out; Hot dog's in the city... I say, Dude! It's hot child in the city! he said no its not. so as we were fixing a pipe in the ceiling he says it again, to which I add, Ain't got no mustard it's a pity! He rolls his eye's and says, looking wild, looking pretty. . Gesssh dude!
I said how can a hot dog in the city look wild and pretty? He said a good Chicago dog! Dude!:yesno:

Mar 05-23-2015 11:13 PM

Well ok, you asked for it...lol


Shania Twain That don't impress me much, actual lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Her version: I can't believe you kiss your c@#k at night

*buries face in my palm*

CherryWine 05-24-2015 11:45 AM

This video has some of the lyrics mentioned in this thread. A couple of them are ridiculous, but most of these seriously cracked me up.



Who you gonna call? Those bastards! :superfunny:

homoe 05-24-2015 01:03 PM

"My Eyes Adored You" ( Frankie Valli) always sounded like Sweet Eyes of Georgia to me :musicnote:

Mar 05-25-2015 10:38 AM

LOL great video, I don't think I will ever hear those songs right again

A. Spectre 05-25-2015 10:58 AM

Fun thread CherryWine!

Go-Go's: THEIR lyrics to 'We got the beat'

They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah, they got the beat


What I heard:

They've got big feet
They've got big feet
They've got big feet
Yeah, they got big feet

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...a_Big_Feet.jpg


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