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Would you rather wear a "Make America Great Again" hat every day for a year or not bathe/shower for 6 months?

I think I would rather eat worms, I think they have more protein and are slippery to swallow without chewing.


WYR: drink coffee every hour and nothing else for one full day OR eat
nothing but mac and cheese every hour for one full day.

I'd have coffee every hour because it would be close to fasting and I'm all for that. The mac and cheese would have me craving carbs for the rest of the week.

Would you rather clean stalls in a sauna and steam bath house in NYC for one year OR run for congress in 2022?

I doubt this tired old body would make it through even one week of cleaning stalls let alone a whole year! It appears a good deal of congressmen sit on their lard asses, flap their gums, and argue! That I CAN do!!!

WYR win a year's worth of free groceries OR win a year's worth of free housecleaning services

WTR
 

Years worth of housecleaning services for sure. I would still choose housekeeping services and take needles in my eyes .



WYR: Have a broken arm or a broken leg?

WYR
 

Pick berries in a sticker bush. That way at least I come out with something positive instead of bloody feet.

WYR: Get stuck many times by a porcupine or sprayed by a skunk?

Pick berries? I'd rather fall into a sticker bush and try and swim my way out than walk on broken glass. I know because I've lived through both. Well sort of, the glass was actually mixed in with some very sharp pointy rocks so more of an even weight distribution thing. Also you fall through sticker bushes and hit the ground faster than you walk across across sharp pointy rocks laced with chunks, and bits and pieces of glass to safety. I healed from it faster too?

Anyhow if you had to do it all over again would you rather repeat third or seventh grade?

Third grade with my favorite teacher, Mrs. Wade. Seventh grade was the worse year of school for me.

If you had to choose one, would you rather sleep overnight in a coffin or a haunted house?

WYR
 

Nobody really gets to try out a coffin so I would go for the test run there and it is probably quiet. Haunted house? Try anytime.

WYR: eat candy for a week or eat pickles (of your choice) for a week and
nothing else with either?

candy! Used to eat tons of candy before being diagnosed as a Type 1 Diabetic.

WYR: eat a cabbage or a week's worth of Vidalia onions?

WYR
 

Cabbage for me, I love it. Daily if I had to.



WYR: Walk 10 miles in pouring rain or 5 miles in heavy drifting snow.

I didn't see any answers for this one so I say stick me. I do NOT want to get sprayed by a skunk!

Snow would be shorter but harder to do. I don't shy away from challenges so I say I'd go for the frostbite versus drowning.

WYR learn to play the cello or dance ballet?

WYR
 

Play the cello. Attempts at dancing ballet would just be making too much of a fool of myself lol.


WYR: sing alone on a stage with a crowded room or sing among others in a choir.?

WYR
 

I have worn black for more years than I can remember so I would just like to carry on.



WYR: Talk whenever and how long you wish to your good friend then have to quit for 3 months OR talk to a person that has passed on for 10 minutes?

Talk with someone that has passed for 10 minutes (I’d even take 1 minute).

Would you rather throw a party for someone else or have someone throw a party for you?

Fertilized or unfertilized? Hmm, I guess chicken

WYR be Heihei from Disney's Mulan or Goofball from Angry Birds?