euphemism.....
 

Everyone uses them! Lets share some. All are welcome to post in this thread!

Bat For The Other Team........


A euphemism for being homosexual....:awww:

Bite the big one instead of die.

Just because they buy you lunch, don't give them the deed to the farm.
-------meaning.....Just because they're nice to you, don't hand them your wallet


You're only as sick as your deepest, darkest secret.
-------meaning.....The deepest and hidden secrets are the only ones that can hurt e.g. don't hide in a closet unless you want to become jumbled in constant fear of being discovered

passed instead of died

died instead of expired

"put to sleep" instead of killed (a pet)

"dinosaur" instead of old fart

"bitd" instead of a long time ago

"sock" instead of condom

..bought the farm


Someone died....:blink:

..
Bun in the oven......


With child, pregnant.

...
Big boned........


Fat!

"That's one idea or that's an interesting notion"

I say that when I'm trying not to out-and-out say I disagree with someone's idea

"inside scoop" gossip:balloon:
"shooting the breeze" probably gossip:|

Economical with the truth

instead of

liar

Great idea for a topic, homoe! :)

FUBAR:

F**ked up beyond all recognition.

Something is so messed up that you're not able to figure out what you started with.

Origin attributed to US military troops in WWII or the Korean Conflict

TNSTAAFL
(pronounced: tan-staffel)

"There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
Robert A. Heinlein "Stranger in a Strange Land"

meaning: All gifts or favors come with strings attached. OR Free does not mean without repayment of some sort.

becoming a little thin on top



Losing your hair and balding......