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"The folks at the Portland Mercury asked their readers what they'd like to see on the cover, and this slightly insane, slightly amazing pop-culture mindfuck is what they came up with."
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The Office!
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I was speaking just today on COMPUTER ADDICTION! Then ran acrossed this! Lol http://www.funfluster.com/images/ima...computer-1.jpg |
A very busy first day back in PA...
After being lost out in the boonies, in the beautiful south for a couple weeks...
My best friend treats me to breakfast this morning at Cracker Barrel and comments "you look like you've lost weight".... (that felt nice, while I was sitting there stuffing my face with blueberry pecan pancakes) Later I see my landlady, she greets me with a hug and says "you lost weight while you were gone." Shortly after that, I see my neighbor-couple (she's expecting a baby soon) and she comments "you look like you lost weight, your face is thinner"... I respond, "GEE, THANKS!! Maybe that's why I can finally get into these black jeans Mom got me for Christmas?" Then.... unexpected and unannounced, and old co-worker shows up, gives me the riot act for going out of state and not consulting him.... then says "did your BOOBS get bigger?" :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: I swear, this is a TRUE story... but, NO, my boobs didn't get bigger and I'm happy with them small ;) ;) |
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On the phone talking to an "applicant" and simon just comes out of know where and jumps right on me while I am sitting on the couch. And starts licking my face LOL It was soooo cute :)
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That I had to explain to my mom what the recycle bin was on the computer- and shes been using windows for 7 years :|
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happy him-
a little black pug :)
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snookin' for love...
Sunset Daze a viagra-fueled geriatric version of 'Jersey Shore'."
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Daddy being french kissed by his "pup"
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I just sent a text to the boss that I'm having server issues with Google Calendar...
He's meeting with a client who's last name is "Knapp"... His return text: "Opps its not me call you when Im done with Krapp's apt" :| :shocking: :giggle: :blink: I hope he didn't call the client by that name.... please be a typo only? |
This actually happened Friday evening. On the way home from going out to eat Daddy told Moma to drive. It is his van and she has never driven it. About half way home
Him: turn the lights on Her: why don't they come on automatically, mine do Him: well this aint your's it's mine. Her: where is the light switch Him: on the dash OK at this point she turns a knob on the left of the steering column. This gosh awful noise comes from the back of the van I think the transmission is falling out. Then the windshield wipers on the front glass come on. I start dying laughing. Him: turn the wipers off and for God sake turn the back one off that is a $40 blade. Her: I don't know how I turned it on, where's the lights? mean while this terrible grinding is still going on in the back and it is the back windshield wiper dragging across a dry windshield. By now we are all cracked up and dying laughing. Moma is making hen sounds like she is laying eggs, Daddy is laughing and cussing enough to give a preacher goose bumps and I am laughing so hard by now tears are running down my face. Him: pull over down here, you don't know how to drive you gonna tear my van up. THE DASH THE DASH, the light switch is on the DASH. Her: OK OK and finally pulls the light switch Still the wipers are back and forth across that back windsheild. Finally she pulled over and I went around and turned them off. Yes there is never a dull moment with them. |
What I can remember of last night. :beerbros:
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Shoulder check me Joan.
apretty watching Mildred Pierce. Oy.
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She golden.
Watching Betty White on SNL!
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