Corny Jokes
 

How do you plan a space party?
You planet

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Why cant you trust duck doctors?
Cause they are all quacks.

Corny Jokes
 

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball.

What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed vegetable.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
 

road dill ...............

Corny Jokes
 

Time flies llike an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Awww shucks.

Corny Jokes
 

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?

A palm tree.

What is a cats favorite desert?

Micecreme.