What is Fracking exactly and have i ever??
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If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
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How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips?? |
English is easy??
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently so i change shit around!! |
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I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie scraps and helping to save the earth.... Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin she says as she kisses her bicept |
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How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there. |
Oh come on Einstein, talk to me
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Worms contain both male and female sexual organs.....they reproduce by sexual reproduction. They are not asexual. They get underneath their own skin, so to speak.....release the sperm, and the egg. One little worm can generate 6 baby worms each month, all by it's self.:canoworms:couldn't resist using the cheesy can! |
You made that up!! << tapu's hair stands on end. more. >>
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Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce. :|
We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.) Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this. |
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But, in all seriousness, earthworms are so beneficial to the Earth. Ask any gardener. Vermiculture is cool! |
here were my thoughts the past couple of nights
the sight of you beside me
has i glance your way has me floating on air and brightens my day the scent of your flesh has you move closer to me makes my heart stutter and sets my desire free the touch of your hand has it caresses my skin makes my spirit burn brighter and brings me alive from within the taste of your lips has they touch mine is the best aphrodisiac throughout all of time the sound of your voice has you whisper please crumbles my defenses and brings me to my knees my sould reaches outward and meets yours halfway heart mind and soul together forever and a day . |
What is the speed of dark?
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door delivery service would they have to change their name to Knockers? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on? |
Sick Senior Citizen
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Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes are named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?
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Hmmmmmmm
Why do we have to put a floppy disk in a hard drive?
How come we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? Why can't kernels of corn be digested? Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies? Why is an "ICU" usually darkened...and they can't actually "see" you...lol . Why do we say "time flies" when it actually drags...lol And lastly... Why can't I.......????? Huh? Why? |
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