LOL! Yes, tis true, we aren't as young as we use to be....Thinking about changing my name to CRS Butch.... Can't remember s**t Butch
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Whenever I listen to that new electronic dance music, it only puts me to sleep.
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When I have to get new glasses every two freaking years...ugh.
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When the size of my cake gets bigger to accomodate the candles.....I know I'm getting older.
And when the fire department is on stand~by out front after we light said candles, I know I'm getting older. And when the hot butch fire~fighter pats my shoulder and says, "Any time......Ma'am".....I know I'm getting older. |
Depends......
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i :heartbeat: this thread.
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Me too! It helps with daily smiles!
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You know you are getting older when you go into Mc Donald's for a cup of coffee and the askk if you want the 55 cent senior cup......
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When old & classic TV/movies come on or are talked about the younger ones ask who that is or what it was about. When sales happen at Vitamin World. :phonegab: |
When it takes three weeks to get your new glasses from the opthamologist and until then you are using reading glasses that still do not increase the font enough. You then need to increase the magnification of the page. :-S
Side note: New glasses please hurry up and come home. LOL! |
ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!
anyone seen the heating pad? ( pssst, I miss you baby) |
When your arms are not long enough, and your back not nimble enough, your ears fail you, and your sleep is interrupted 2 or 3 times a night.
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(The heating pad is under the side table in the LR by your chair....) (psssstttt..... You might wanna rest up tonight and tomorrow... I will be home tomorrow night, I think... Yeeehawwwwww!) |
You know you are getting older when: ~ you do everything at a leisurely pace out of necessity not preference ~ you start thinking those security bars in the shower might be a good idea ~ you plan everything carefully to conserve energy and minimize injury ~ you have designated someone to erase your hardrive, and remove toys from the house after your demise.....before your family shows up. |
When you become obsessed with a game (on consoles/pcs/'pods, whichever is your poison) and play through the night and can't function the next day. *sighs and drags self off to the bath*
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Sometimes reality that I'm actually getting older hits me hard I tell you...
Finding out that at least 3 of my childhood friends are now grandparents. Seriously, I'm not old enough... am I?! :praying: |
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I definitely feel you on the careful planning. I have to reserve energy and divvy up parcels to ensure chores get done. This usually also requires making sure adequate disco nap time is in the schedule. |
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His reply.. : " This was a show?" :| |
My mouth's off switch is broke.....
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