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jac 09-14-2012 10:26 AM
"Note To Self"
 
Note To Self...

You can't get the can open with the electric can opener if it is not plugged in! :doh:

ruffryder 09-14-2012 10:41 AM
LOL
 
... or you can't toast the bread if the toaster is not plugged in!

Gentle Tiger 09-14-2012 10:43 AM
You can't get water to drink if you don't bring the glass over.

Spirit Dancer 09-14-2012 10:45 AM
NTS- When looking for your glasses, please look on your head.:glasses:

Novelafemme 09-14-2012 10:52 AM
NTS...when it's super windy outside it's probably best not to wear the flouncy skirt hanging in the back of the closet. :|

starryeyes 09-14-2012 11:21 AM
Even though the shoes are cute and look perfect with the outfit, if they hurt don't wear them.

Amber2010 09-14-2012 11:30 AM
NTS- Stop living life the way everyone expects and live it for me!

KayCee 09-14-2012 11:34 AM
Before straining your right shoulder again while vacuum cleaning let the butch do the job next time!

*Anya* 09-14-2012 11:39 AM
NTS

If your fever is over 102 and your teeth are chattering like castanets; it's probably time to go to the ER sooner, rather than later.

Duh, Miss RN!

jac 09-14-2012 02:37 PM
NTS never go to walmart irritated, it only gets worse!

Aditional NTS never ever make frustrated expressions when the lady behind you slips in front of you with her friend and orders HER caramel coolata before YOU because more than likely some random FEMME woman is probably watching the whole turn of events unfolding :blush:

Ginger 09-14-2012 02:38 PM
Note to self: Lighten the fuck up.

Sachita 09-14-2012 02:41 PM
Note to self: honest and true friends show their true colors right away. Stop thinking this might change.

Martina 09-14-2012 02:50 PM
Eat breakfast.

DamonK 09-14-2012 02:50 PM
...patio door must be open before attempting to go through it

Daktari 09-14-2012 03:16 PM
Note to self...
 
Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying! :|

ArkansasPiscesGrrl 09-14-2012 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daktari (Post 654055)
Fantasies of killing someone whilst they're making a meeting all about their newly sober and newly relapsed self is not working the programme to the best of your ability Mr.D. Not the best at all...but hell it was satisfying! :|
Been there, had that particular fantasy!

Daktari 09-14-2012 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl (Post 654061)
Been there, had that particular fantasy!

Phew! Suddenly I don't feel so alone :gimmehug:



:cheesy:

DamonK 09-14-2012 04:59 PM
....don't forget you still have dizziness periods. Especially remember this on the stairs. Next time.

clay 09-14-2012 05:01 PM
NTS:
 
breate......exhale....inhale....that's it.....center!!!

tazz 09-14-2012 05:07 PM
NTS - need to get more food


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