"You're One Of A Kind Unless You're A Twin"......

"I Don't Take Orders, I Seldom Take Suggestions......


Taken from two of the BloodShot new greeting card line...

Country Wisdom:

•Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
•Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. ...
•Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
•Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just
ain't helpful.
•Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
•You can't unsay a cruel thing.
•Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.

I have no words.......
 

How in the hell did you get My morning look?????