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Blade 02-25-2011 06:32 PM

How do you know when you are getting older?
 
Most of us are far enough along in life to realize "we aint gettin any younger, ya know". Lets have some fun with getting older.

How do you know when you are getting older?

Blade 02-25-2011 06:49 PM

When I wake up in the morning and my knees have more crackles than my hardwood floors.

Packin'Boi 02-25-2011 06:58 PM

When I sneeze and pee a little :|...really?

Jesse 02-25-2011 07:07 PM

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

Gayla 02-25-2011 07:08 PM

When increasing the type size in my browser window no longer helps.

Bella~Vita 02-25-2011 07:14 PM

When I find myself getting stuck in certain positions ... it's not pretty .... :wtf:

princessbelle 02-25-2011 07:15 PM

My arms are shrinking.

It is the only answer to the problem of holding things to read at arms length, no longer works.

Blade 02-25-2011 07:21 PM

When you remember saying....when cigarettes get to $1 a pack I'm quitting.....LOL who remembers when smokes were under $1 a pack........ummmm how much are they now anyway?

Gayla 02-25-2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 290584)
When you remember saying....when cigarettes get to $1 a pack I'm quitting.....LOL who remembers when smokes were under $1 a pack........ummmm how much are they now anyway?

When I started smoking, well, when I started buying smokes, I paid $11.50 a carton. Last week, I paid $63.


When I look in the mirror and see my mom looking back at me. :|

princessbelle 02-25-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 290584)
When you remember saying....when cigarettes get to $1 a pack I'm quitting.....LOL who remembers when smokes were under $1 a pack........ummmm how much are they now anyway?

I can remember in high school, omg i'm really showing my age here, they were 75 cents a pack.

I really hate to admit i smoke on here.... (no hate mail please, they ARE still legal and YES i know what they do, i'm a respiratory nurse) but, my brand which is Virginia Slim extra slims are $5.60 a pack. Crazy huh.

Ok another one......

You know when you are getting old, when.....

putting your feet up on a stool at night helps with any swelling and pain and not just to admire your toenail polish.

Jesse 02-25-2011 07:32 PM

Lol! I was paying $52 for a carton. That was two months ago. I do not buy the damn things now, thankfully!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 290584)
When you remember saying....when cigarettes get to $1 a pack I'm quitting.....LOL who remembers when smokes were under $1 a pack........ummmm how much are they now anyway?


Jesse 02-25-2011 07:33 PM

Ahem! Some of us can't get our feet up that high! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 290589)
I can remember in high school, omg i'm really showing my age here, they were 75 cents a pack.

I really hate to admit i smoke on here.... (no hate mail please, they ARE still legal and YES i know what they do, i'm a respiratory nurse) but, my brand which is Virginia Slim extra slims are $5.60 a pack. Crazy huh.

Ok another one......

You know when you are getting old, when.....

putting your feet up on a stool at night helps with any swelling and pain and not just to admire your toenail polish.


Blade 02-25-2011 07:34 PM

OH my goodness girl...I remember Daddy giving me $1 and sending me to the store for a pack of Salem's, a gallon of gas and a box of goobers for me.

Moving on.... pee and fart involuntarily at the same time you sneeze

Jesse 02-25-2011 07:36 PM

Ya start getting propositioned by AARP! What is up with these folks anyway? They started emailing and snail mailing me the year I turned 49 and they have yet to stop!

Blade 02-25-2011 07:38 PM

when you actually notice your own "smile lines".......Mom calls them wrinkles:sunglass: Of course I don't have any

Miss Scarlett 02-25-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 290594)
Ya start getting propositioned by AARP! What is up with these folks anyway? They started emailing and snail mailing me the year I turned 49 and they have yet to stop!

I got a kick out of it when they started sending me stuff. Mom used to call it "the Union" so I had to sign up...LOL

I love getting older...there are so many new things to experience and appreciate. I think my 50s are going to be the best years of my life...until my 60s....then 70s...

CherylNYC 02-25-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 290595)
when you actually notice your own "smile lines".......Mom calls them wrinkles:sunglass: Of course I don't have any

The Goddess lengthens our girlfriends' eyesight precisely BECAUSE there's no reason for them to see those lines in vivid detail. Our own eyesight is, of course, perfectly unaffected.

Jesse 02-25-2011 07:47 PM

How about when your aching joints predict the next weather pattern to roll in!

Spirit Dancer 02-25-2011 07:51 PM

When the doctor sounds like the mechanic....
you've got too much fluid in your joints:|

Spirit Dancer 02-25-2011 07:52 PM

The joy's of good food and good coffee
are now your enemy.


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