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Xerox machine breaks down in office so Xerox repair called in.
Repair guy comes, looks at machine, kicks it... it works...he says : That will be $ 1 million dollars. They say, "Are you crazy???..a million dollars to kick the machine???" He says " No no, only one dollar to kick it, $999,999 for knowing where to kick." |
My girlfriend just left me because I'm so lazy. Insert your own punch line here.
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Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop sign. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like? Cottontales |
i just realized tofu is over-rated. it's just a curd to me.
i paid $100 for 8 legs of venison. do you think that's too dear? |
A bikini is an outfit where 90 per cent of a femme's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that butches are so decent they only look at the 10 per cent that isn't.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1397786858 Good night, folks! :) |
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What’s round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle Why did the fish get kicked out of school? He was caught with seaweed. |
RIP...
Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.
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I thought my girlfriend might be The One, but after finding police, nurse, maid, and firefighter uniforms in her wardrobe, I realised she can't hold a job down.
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Finally, we have the answer.
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Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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for Easter... :)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it.... How do you catch a tame rabbit? tame way.... courtesy of my dad <3 |
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery. Why dont blind men skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog. |
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