Dog...easier to share custody when your relationship breaks up

wyr: use a Kleenex or a hanky?

Hanky

WYR watch football or cartoons?

I'd rather have a Rolex

wyr: have a massage or take an anti-depressant?

LOL both but if I have to pick, I will go for the massage

WYR have sushi or steak?

Steak...I believe sushi is a huge hoax. Still upset at losing World War II, the Japanese got revenge by convincing us to eat raw fish.

wyr: have flaming hot sex before bedtime or drink a cup of warm milk?

Flaming hot sex before bedtime

WYR use a bullwhip or a cat o nine tails?

Last time I used the bullwhip, the mule team broke loose and I haven't seen them since.

wyr I stop making jokes or stop pretending that I don't know what you mean?

LOL stop pretending *winks*

WYR crack jokes or be sarcastic?

jokes.. tho I prefer to call it "wit". I actually am not a fan of sarcasm. It's too easy.

wyr date a witty woman or a sarcastic one?

witty for sure

wyr date a metrosexual boi/butch or a slobby boi/butch?

I like my boi/butches clean cut... then again I'm 69 years old so I like my boi/butches breathing.

:mohawk::jester:

LOL Good Answer!

Amen. Clean cut.... like long hair but not like messy and stuff... and smell nice and clean.

WYR hear my question or Collette's? :rrose:

Doesn't matter! lol

WYR watch a movie or go to a club?

Club only if there is dancing... otherwise the movie.

WYR go dancing or hiking?

Dancing

WYR go to dinner and a movie or to dinner and a play?

Dinner and play... sounds nice.

WYR watch movie in jammies at home or theater?

At home in Jammies

WYR watch a chick flick or a horror flick?

If alone chick flick..:jester:

WYR eat popcorn or candy at said movie?