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*Shakes head REALLY hard at these lyrics, I am just the messenger folks, put down the rotten tomatoes.
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags, Show them to me *This song only gets worse.....yikes! Rodney Carrington |
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Thought of a couple of lines from two different Country artists, from years ago. I like both sets of lyrics not because they come across as 'funny' or 'silly', but because both Country artists were known for their ability to tell a story via song. Remember Tom T. Hall and Johnny Paycheck? I was never a big fan of either of them, but both of them wrote certain songs that sort of dealt with hypocrisy (as a human condition).
"Buffalo Chips is all it means to me," from Faster Horses (Tom T. Hall). And... "That one stained glass window coulda fed that whino's family for years," from The Outlaw's Prayer (Johnny Paycheck). |
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https://youtu.be/J41ZSHKOvX0 "Asshole Song"
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How much smoke can one stove make? The kids won't eat my charcoal cake.
Lonestar "Mr. Mom" |
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I don't know if it's so much as funny or silly, BUT "Take This Job And Shove It" sure fits at times! |
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This is the version by country artist ( one of my favorites) Keith Urban. Which by the way, recently performed a concert at a drive in. Sign of the times I suppose. |
My friend named Gin
She's got some friends I'm talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim My friend the Captain We call him Morgan He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin' |
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And it ain't murder if I bury you alive
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Got it goin’ on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)
Trace Adkins 2005 *where to start on this one. Aside from pissing off every feminist on the planet, who the hell slaps his grandma? Not only rude, but illegal! I'm leaving the donkey kong thing alone....yikes. |
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https://youtu.be/oZrb9VX3sjQ
"I Love you Honey" "I love you honey, I love your money, but most of all I love your automobile." |
What cha see isn't nothing new:
I was country when country wasn't cool (Barbara Mandrell). Did you know that Barbara Mandrell could play the steel guitar at the age of eleven? I once heard her play steel guitar at a rodeo, years ago. She toured back then with Johnny Cash. I was nine years old when I saw her at the rodeo. Our family attended rodeos each year, back when I was really young. |
"Almost Home" Craig Morgan
"He had plastic bags wrapped 'round his shoes / He was covered with the evening news" |
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