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Aint that the truth! Discussing skin care products has become a bonding time with my Mom. She is 83 and barely has a wrinkle. I am 56 and beginning to be indistinguishable from a char pei. And the cost?!? WTF, this puts a damper on the expensive socks budget. |
wrinkles r like the markings on a tree.. shows experience :) << i dont want to look at a baby face..has no character !!! :)
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When there is a hot leather event in town and I have no desire to go out in the rain and cold and be social. I would rather be home, cooking a nice meal and chilling and going to bed early. lol...
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Fortunately, my mother's glee at being able to share something "girly" with me resulted in her not accepting money for the bottle. |
If you have skin, moisturizer is your friend.
I have virtually no wrinkles at 50....and it's all about being a moisturizer freak starting at about age 20. :cheesy: |
I use lotion and always have..oil of olay..all the women in my family have used it and we all have great skin.Now if it would onlky work for aceing joints it would be nice.
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P.S. Watch out for that Florida sun, Miss Northerner! ha! |
When you go out to a "late lunch" so you can be home and in your comfies before all the Saturday night dates begin..less traffic, and no waiting at the restaurant!
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when getting the mower to run is the highlight of your day....geez it's a boring life getting older LOL
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Omg I stood in front of a WALL of moisturizers today...it was too overwhelming. I had no idea which one to buy so I bought 3. One of 'em has to work!
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When you're out drinking with friends and realize that you'd rather be home in bed.
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When staying up all night in the card club leads to an all day sleep in...I used to be able to do the whole weekend with no sleep. I loved to partaaaaay when I was in my 20's, now I love my sleep!
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that i dont go to bars that much anymore...
that i'm getting more set in my ways... that staying up late doesnt mean so much to me anymore, i appreciate the early morning hours more |
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Try organic coconut oil, I swear by it, it's solid in the jar, and melts like buttah when being used! Natural, preservative free, natural, and a person can put it on their legs, and also cook with it! And it's natural, not man made! |
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Store clerk: how are you today? tazz: i don't know... Store clerk: :| |
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when you can barely get outta your chair after sitting a spell
and suddenly rolling over in bed has become a dramatic ordeal with many sound effects |
When you call your kid the cats name, the cat your dogs name and can't even think of a name to call the dog LMAO
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I call that the aches and pains orchestra LOL
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I soooo know how this feels. |
That multi-tasking has NOTHING to do with tasks. It is related to coughing LMAO
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you know your getting older when you have to call your son in law to ask how their damn tv works and the 5 yo granddaughter pipes up i'll show you granma
when you read half way through this thread and laugh your ass off because you can so relate to the first 500 or so posts. when you prefer one or 2 channels to 500 when your knees ache due to the storm blowing in when you decide your gonna subscribe to "how do you know when your getting older?" and actually look forward to the future posts when folks randomly talk to you about menopause and diet and talking with your best friend about her ibs issues has zero affect on you. when 6 months before your birthday you age yourself and then forget so when your bday rolls around you age yourself again...<---kid you not I've done this twice when cold sweats and hot flashes collide when you cant read Kobi's posts because the font is too small and your glasses aren't helping |
When my hips and SI joints pop and crackle more than my morning cereal does
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when you remember how you whined as a kid when 60 minutes came on and now you watch it regular
when little house on the prairie was the only show you could stay up till 9 to watch and now you cant stay awake till 9..oy |
When someone says to you, your first car was a what?
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When your daughter wears something you would have worn 10 years ago and the first thing you say is "Are you going to out in that!"
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when you see "neon's" coming back around and you think oh shit im scared...
when you have lived through the fashions more than once in alternating decades. when discussing hair growth in places their should be none with your best friend because your old enough that their aren't any taboo topics. when you used to say "that's not gonna happen to me" and now you say well anything can happen you just roll with it and grow from it, no one is exempt. |
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You know your getting older when your body snaps,crackles,and pops more then your bowl of rice krispy in the morning. Or when watching your baby niece you can not wait for her nap time so you can take a nap who cares if she naps. |
When you ask the person on the phone, "What did you do with my glasses"
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When you need to use your cell phone, and you are looking all over the house for it. And it was in your hand the whole time. Grrrrr.
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When you start wishing you were sixty and not fifty so you can get Senior Citizen ticket prices at the movies.
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